rectal head capture

a condition where the subject has inserted his head up his asshole and it is now held captive in the rectum

rectal cranial inversion

with respect to a newbie on ebay and his unrealistic expectations of shipping time via the USPS he would be characterized as suffering from rectal head capture

by mtebob August 16, 2010

capture the burr

1. v. to do something.
2. v. to go somewhere.
3. a battle cry/call to arms.
4. dispense a beat down.

Origin: "capture the bear" megatokyo t-shirt.

1. Let's go capture the burr.
2. Wanna go capture the burr at WaWa?
3. CAPTURE THE BURR!!!!
4. I'll capture YOUR burr!

by Doomie June 10, 2004

Craptured

Capture a Fart in a box and leave it on a desk or in a general area to be opened. Gift wrap it if you wish.

Once a person opens the box they are also considered "Craptured", even if they are not the intended target.

"Fart in a box and set it on the desk"

"You have been Craptured!"

"Maaan, someone just Craptured me!"

by ajisan11 November 16, 2012

.captureaddsx

Its a beautiful, amazing and a cool Sunrae!

I really love them and there the best! <3
There the best friend you could ever have!
Follow them pls! <3

Someone: Do you know ab .captureaddsx?
Me: yea ofc ik there are a amazing fp!

by A wierd lesbian September 4, 2021

Capture

A person in owass who is a dinning God and always a table head. Most recognized captures in owass are Kwabena Sarpong (Bz 181) and Kpegah Wilmer(Bz 147)

I am the second capture so I will get two pieces of chicken

by Rev. Fr. Stephen Owusu Sekyere April 21, 2022

Capture The Dream

The fantasy league above all other leagues. NFL, NBA, MLB, MLS, NASCAR, golf all pale in comparison to Capture The Dream Fantasy League. No honor is higher than being the current champion of Capture The Dream. Except for being commissioner of said league.

Dylan is the only one who truly deserved to win the Capture The Dream League this year.

by Kidneyboy187 December 20, 2022

capture

absorb (an atomic or subatomic particle).

Scientists are working on a new technology to capture neutrons released during nuclear fusion.

by Arminkshipper July 16, 2024