crappuccino

A cappuccino that is lacking in all the qualities of a true cappuccino, be it due too lack of heat, lack of coffee, or simple lack of flavour.

"I ordered a coffee half an hour ago and all I got was this tepid crappuccino. Damn Starbucks and their lacklustre service."

by bonbonbonbonbons September 22, 2009

Queensland Cappuccino

Aussie slang A beer, large pint, pot, tin or schooner of generally local cheap beer found all over Australia. Example beers: XXXX, Great Northern, VB, Carlton and Fosters.

Oi Bazza, me and Shazza gon' heading to the pub later on to punch the foam off a few Queensland Cappuccinos an play the Brickie's laptop this arvo (Pokie or fruit machine). You In?

by MarsMan9000 April 19, 2021

Joe Cappuccino

an italoamerican who is obsessed with pineapple and puts mayo on his pizza. founder of gastroterrorism as well.

Joe Cappuccino's cookbook is full of gastroterrorism

by absolutrash June 7, 2021

Chocolate Chip Cappuccino Muffin

The most amazing muffin in the world, only sold at Great Harvest!

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM this Chocolate Chip Cappuccino Muffin is AMAZING! you should TRY it!

by Omny NomNomom February 11, 2010

Gino the cappuccino

A term used to annoy the shit out of someone if they don‘t know what they mean

Jack: Why you be A Gino the cappuccino
Lucas: Stooopp Bully me
Jack: That’s what a Gino cappuccino would say
Lucas: (puts head down than proceeds to shake head in disappointed way with goofy smirk

by I finna use my real name November 14, 2018

cappuccheapo

A cheap, sugary, coffee or hot cocoa-like drink usually dispensed from a machine and advertised as being "cappuccino". They can be bought in many convenience stores and cafeterias throughout North America and come in a variety of flavors, most commonly "French Vanilla" and "Hazelnut". Not to be confused with an actual cappuccino which tastes completely different.

This word can also be spelled "cappucceapo", dropping the 'h'. But that's only if you want to be fancy, which in this case is pointless.

I stopped off at a rest area on the turnpike and bought an "English Toffee" flavored cappuccheapo to stay awake. Later, I got sick all over my '89 Chrysler's Kimberly velour seats.

by Cosmic Jive December 6, 2012

Cuppuccino

Not to be confused with cappuccino. A cuppuccino is when 4-5 inmates jizz in a cup and make the new guy drink it. It's origins are traced back to Chino penitentiary

"Hey homes, did you see the new fish on the yard?"
"Orale ese! We gotta give that guy a cuppuccino!"
"Right on carnal, I'll grab the boys"

by BoxBrothers69 February 8, 2018