Camastering

Kuh-master-ing
VERB
the act of a person, animal, or thing that camasters, resulting in behavior which is unnecessary, excessive, and useless in nature. Camastering provides significantly nothing of importance in the end to justify the means.

Man, stop camastering on some dumb shit. You aint have to buy all that tactical survival gear like your on some FBI special OPs taskforce on a mission to take down Pablo Escobar. You work in Beverley Hills dealing with Fresh Prince motherfuckers.

by thewigglemonster May 23, 2019

capasted

capaste; capasting; to get highly intoxicated with alcohol and/or marijuana; drunk; a period of drunkenness; plastered

Man, we're going to get soo capasted this weekend!

by lorrizzee October 18, 2009

camastro

The name Camastro means Spanish beach chair, it also means that that person can fuck amazing so watch out cuz if your last name or first name is Camastro then u are gunna me a power drill in bed

Wow Camastro is so good at that.

by Mac n' cheez January 16, 2017

Camsterbation

Exhibitionistic act of masturbating for one or more other people to watch and/or reciprocate via webcam video chat.

Horny for some camsterbation with you...chat and watch me stroke or get naked and get off with me.

by Dirtywordsfornastybirds June 15, 2018

cardmaster2212

A twat who seriously doesn't give a flying fuck about what he does on the PSN messaging service. Especially when it involves douchebags within a group chat. He constantly gets a kick out of pissing people off and fucking around with bots.

At a playground

James: "W-W-Who's juice box did you take, Cody"
Cody: "I-I-It says C-Cardmaster2212's"
James: "You've doomed us all, Cody..."

by Moist Boi 2: Electric Boogaloo May 14, 2020

Capmeister

Someone who cannot form a literal sentence without capping in it, they’re constantly capping. Known as the most fucking annoying people to exist.
Permanent resident of Cap City.

Derived from the prefix ‘cap’ and the German suffix ‘meister’ suggesting superlative cap.

Jack - “So last night I got bitches at Aaron’s party.” *whimpers in cap like the little bitch he is*

Any normal person - “Jack is the capmeister. I do not know a worse fucking human being in existence.”
Another normal person - “Yeah, he gets no bitches.”

by Pears On Special March 27, 2022

chopmaster

A person, typically a woman, who takes a crippling amount of chops using specifically, Marlboro Menthol Cigarettes. The chopmaster would describe chops as, "making the perfect mixture of weed and tobacco to create a life altering experience". The chopmaster can be described as a tank, someone who can outsmoke everyone in the room, went to private school and has a cat.

"Did you see the chopmaster blow that fat ass cloud out?" "Matty fucking smokes wishes he was the chopmaster." "The chopmaster survived Covid-19."

by mimiakadatbitch April 26, 2023