CAPSLAP

The using of all capital letters over the internet; usually when chatting with someone.

Sorry, didn't mean to CAPSLAP you! I had CAPS LOCK on.

by Greg Ervay October 17, 2006

callahands

a hottie, likes lactose, lactose intolerant.

pronouns: she/they
has a crystal obsession

“have you heard of callahands?” “no shut up bitch. and please stop asking me these things.”

by hottiebaddielibbie June 22, 2021

Callahan Fl

A mostly white hellhole in Northern Florida
It's crawling with racist and homophobic Republican hicks. Has a population of a little over 1,000, but has a fuckton of churches. Most boring place on earth. If you're a minority, old white people will give you looks of disgust and fear. Don't live here!

I almost got shot by a bible thumping hillbilly in Callahan Fl when he saw my Ridin' With Biden flag

by ericcman July 4, 2021

going for the capillaries

Making an ineffectual attack against a relatively minor aspect of an argument or adversary, leaving the object of the attack unaffected.

An attack that is misplaced and off-target and does not address the fundamental issue.

The tactical opposite of "going for the jugular."

In argument, correcting your opponent's grammar instead of attacking her argument is an example of "going for the capillaries."

by MaxwellX August 1, 2010

Callaghaning

A person who likes to cry over the small things in life for no reason.

Dude! Did you see Gavin yesterday? He Callaghaning again over his penis

by 12inchesofme January 30, 2016

callamyster

A youtuber/vlogger who supports the team Wycombe Wanderers

Wow did you see Callamyster's latest video it is the best one he has uploaded. Callamyster

by YoujustgotVECTORED September 18, 2020

A capella masturbation

Having to beat off without sex toys, porn or any other visual, audio, or other sensory stimulation.

Amy got stuck at her friends house with out her pocket rocket, she hat to pet the fisher man in the canoe doing a little "A capella masturbation"

by Big Papa Pumper February 5, 2009