Canteen Badges

Food stains on one’s clothing, letting you know what they had for lunch without you having to ask

‘Did you see the state of Ronnie’s vest, was covered in canteen badges’

by Jess_Rabbit July 10, 2023

Poor Fellow's Canteen

A clear, half-liter or gallon plastic container that would normally hold milk, orange juice, or chocolate milk, is converted to a reusable water jug.

John: "Hey dude, can I have some of your gatorade?"

Ryan: "Hey man, I'm sick of your bullshit. Get your own!"

John: "Woah, okay dude, chill out dick munch."

(Thus John is too cheap to buy gatorade in bulk and converts half-liter orange juice to water jug)

({ Next day at Practice)

Ryan: "Hey John, forgot my gatorade. Can I have some?"

John: (Has more than enough water) "Fuck off faggot!"

...Thus Poor Fellow's Canteen was born

by fellowman12 January 26, 2011

Chanute High School

Students are too embarassed to admit they graduated school, prefer to say they graduated from "a school in Kansas" (that's any better...?). Natives include meth heads and...more meth heads. Claims to fame include 2nd Least Exciting Place in the World (only behind Chanute the city) and the greatest known drug-to-human ratio in known history, believed to be in the hundreds, if not thousands. The school mascot is the Comet, not, as one one would think, the Wheat Farmers. Notable alumni include Bret Dyke, esteemed chess master and movie aficionado, and literally no one else.

Student 1 = Yeah, my roommate went to Chanute High School.

Student 2 = Poor kid...is he studying Crop Engineering or Methematics?

by BD69 October 20, 2011

Caute

Adj - Extra, excessively cute. In the visually addicting sort of way.

Eddie is just so Caute

by Natalie P. May 2, 2007

canteen

A type of portable jar (complete with a cap) able to hold much water, and only water.

"The military uses water canteens which are put into pouches. Or should I say they used to. Now there is a straw beside them which allows them to move their lips sideways to slurp. Kinda nice, not to mention hi-tech, but let's hope it doesn't foster laziness."
-me

by Dave June 28, 2004

canteen

The lunch room for the guy at the depot. The canteen is now Dum Dums (who is from whoreleons) turf. If you buy anytings from any other source (Glen), Dum Dum will scream at you until he is on the brink of a stroke. The main food groups sold at the canteen are Chucks, Twix saputo products and of course, toass. Some guy steals from the depot to run his grow operation.

"Guy, we have a viande in the Cantsteens today, because some guy steal from the cantsteens and some other guy put the toass in the wrong slots!"

by John the old cleaner December 6, 2004

canterbury bankstown bulldogs

The best team in the Nrl

Dragons fan: Who on top of the table

Bulldogs fan: the best team in the nrl Canterbury bankstown Bulldogs

by Doggies 4 life August 18, 2011