canijo

A messed up situation or to say that something is too bad.

My car broke down again.
Ans: Pues esta canijo (Well that's too bad)

by Candela77 June 20, 2019

Candido

Amazing man with many skills with the biggest dick EVER!

DAMN Candido you got a big dick!

by fabulousbby February 2, 2018

Candor

a ridiculously small town in upstate new york which contains no traffic lights.

Candor is so stupid, it has no traffic lights!

But everyone smokes weed!

by sjp88 July 14, 2009

Cranidos

A pokemon that is modeled after the dinosaur Pachycephalosaurus (pak-ee-SEF-ah-lo-sawr-us.) This pokemon is small and had a blue hard dome which he rams mufuckas wit. Nigga is tough and eevolvs into Rampardos who an even badder muhfuck.

Yo nigga, my bowl looks like the pokemon, Cranidos.

by Wur-rem-eye May 27, 2009

Candido

A sexy ass Dominican man that is absolutely perfect in every way. he gotta big ass dick and is bomb at eating pussy. but he gotta smart ass mouth so don't be afraid to smack him around a bit

Is that Candido! He's looking fine as hell today! (wink, wink)

by han_uh_pangea March 31, 2019

Candom

A rubber thing desinged like a condom, to put over your beer. Invented by college students, most people use them to be funny.

Dude why is you beer wearing a condom?

It's not, it's a candom

Oh okay

Practice safe sips use a candom one size fits all

by DizzyLizzy January 22, 2007

Cando

A 10 inch penis

Emily, you're so lucky that Rob has a cando!

by AliciaB February 25, 2010