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Canajoharie High School 

An actual prison. Teenage pregnancy among siblings and cousins is very common, drop out rates are astounding, and there is annoying-ass preppy kids present, thinking they’re better than everyone and everything. Oh, and they are sexist towards men.
Canajoharie High School seems like a great place to send our kids!

caninopathic 

A dog that is unpredictably or usually vicious with other dogs, but gets along well with people. This is a trait common to many terriers.
Don't let your dog get too close to Scruffy; he may look cute and friendly, but he can snap as soon as he's close enough; he's caninopathic.

Caninophile 

Someone who absurdly prefers dogs to humans, shares a bed with the filthy critters and either jacks them off or lets the mobile shit-machines, sniff, lick or nuzzle their genitals or penetrate them for sexual gratification.
Paedophiles have a bad press in Britain but they pale to insignificance compared to the abundance of moronic caninophiles at large in the community.
Caninophile by lily beetle October 27, 2014

canajoharie 

A little town in the Mohawk Valley. Also known as the armpit of the world. The police are corrupt and is beyond trashy. Teenage pregnancy rate through the roof. Child molestors get to roam free. Smells like dog shit always and forever. You can spit on one end of the town and it ends up on the other side.
Canajoharie lets not go there we might catch a disease or two.
canajoharie by Smurfette2431 July 9, 2016

Canajoharie Middle School

Puberty galore. It is another place where kids dream’s go to die as well as faith in humanity. The sixth graders look like Christmas elves on crack, the seventh graders are all weebs and furries, and the eighth graders think every teacher is hot. And yes, the teachers like to “lose” assignments

so they can get their grubby hands on you. Little warning: don’t go into the STEM room alone. He will be there for you…
We should really enroll our kids into Canajoharie Middle School.
"I played my canjo for 4 hours last night"
canjo by Loca V. March 3, 2017