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Canadians

People who live in Canada who DON'T live in igloos and ONLY snows in the winter NEVER the summer spring or fall. No they do NOT eat whale blubber and go to school on dogsleds. There is NO SUCH THING as a Canadian accent. They do NOT say '' Eh '' after every sentence and do NOT say aboot instead of about.
''Nice weather, eh?''
''What are you, Canadians?''
by Marco ---Polo December 6, 2009
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Canadians

Those who link their arms together and trek across great lands of sweets, joy, and joyness to the lands of the great beyond(that would be Canada) to get watermelon.
Apples suck -- Real Canadians eat watermelon!
by Lalalalalala I'm Katie October 4, 2006
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Canadians

A bunch of sorry's and eh's living in the moment, don't mess with one or you'll be spending the night in a cold ass igloo while they teach you the Canadian national anthem.
Americans: fuck off
Australians: fuck you
Canadians: oh fuck sorry, I can pay for the damage myself and I can also.....
by Make_a_wish_kid December 6, 2018
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Canadians

Code word for a single person or group at a restaurant that are likely to: Not tip; Complain about the bill; Dine & Dash.
The waitress kept her eye on the Canadians for concern she would get stiffed with the bill.
by Swisher rolled tight November 9, 2020
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Canadianism

A United States Political Party that's main goal is to make the united states government more like Canada's. The good parts of socialism.
Man, I wish that more people would support Canadianism.
by IllogicalBananas October 12, 2021
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Saving the Canadians

Dude, I was saving the canadians last night when my girlfriend walked in on me... It was so embarrassing.
by Oakwood Outlaws June 20, 2011
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American Canadians

An American descendant who immigrant to the beautiful land of Canada. Sadly, they treat Canada as like the USA meaning that they cause a lot of problems here in the north. Most are very racist which makes me wonder :

"Why the fuck would you immigrant here in a multicultral country"?

Some mistake REAL Canadians for American Canadians. The most abvious way to identify them is either:
a) They are very obese
b) They have the American Flag somewhere
c) Very rude,trashy, and talks like a typical American

The worse thing is, they still ridicule Canada even when they live in Canada.

Why are they living in Canada? One reason:

J O B S

They shouldn't even apply for a Canadian citizenship if they act like this.
An African Canadian: Hey, I'm wondering if you can tell me where I can get to the nearest corner store?

American Canadians: fucku nigga!!! u goin to rob a corner store huh? well 2 bad nigga imma call da cops on yah hahaha i will mak sur tht da torontoh police will get yer ass arrested LOL

Saanzan: Hey fuck you ugly American! Go back to your fucking country! You're ruining this great country and we don't discriminate others. Fucking asshole!

*Arguement goes on for another hour since the American Canadians WANTS to win this arguement*
by Saanzan August 8, 2010
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