Camera Maggot

a person who can't resist spewing any sort of drivel when a camera is close by, including bloated self-importance, blatant self aggrandizement, and of course an obvious lack of command of syntax or communication skills.

Every Michael Jackson news report, where his "friends", the camera maggots, have to make a statement. Any other untimely celebrity death where a large number of camera maggots come creeping out of the woodwork.

by yknti July 3, 2009

camera whore

Someone who takes thousands of pictures of themselves to put on myspace. Usually, the pictures are taken from weird angles or are pictures of a mirror which is completely pointless because the camera gets in the way of your face. They usually never even look at the camera and do that same blow-fish pose with a peace sign in every picture.

There are 100,384 pictures of that camera whore on her camera.

by iHateEmos July 8, 2007

Camera Obscura

A=

Camera = Latin for “room”
Obscura = Latin for “dark”

Go into a very dark room on a bright day. Make a small hole in a window cover and look at the opposite wall. What do you see? Magic! There in full color and movement will be the world outside the window — upside down! This magic is explained by a simple law of the physical world. Light travels in a straight line and when some of the rays reflected from a bright subject pass through a small hole in thin material they do not scatter but cross and reform as an upside down image on a flat surface held parallel to the hole. This law of optics was known in ancient times.

B=
A Great Band consisting of:

Tracyanne - Vocals, Guitars
Kenny - Guitars, Vocals
Gavin - Bass Guitar
Nigel - Trumpet, Percussion
Lee - Drums, Percussion
Carey - piano, organ, Vocals

A= Camera Obscura Image of Courtyard Building, Lacock Abbey, England by Abelardo Morell

by Earl Smith August 3, 2005

camera whore

Teen girl(s) who spend their time taking 'seductive' pictures of themselves and friends, as well as abstract, 'arty' subjects, and then post them on the internet in livejournals. Subsequently live and die by the reactions these pictures get in the form of comments, usually coming from less popular girls in the form of high praise for 'cuteness' etc. A girl with no life outside her internet circle of popularity.

Ashley posted 15 photoshopped self-portaits today- the camera whore!

by 7620 December 15, 2004

camera shadow

When an area is near security camera(s) but isn't seen by any cameras.

"Did the security cameras get the attack on tape?"
"No, it happened in a camera shadow."
"Damn!"

by too-many-grouchy-people June 10, 2005

camera douche

Someone on TV (knowingly) who acts like a complete douche bag asshole for the sole purpose of gaining attention for themselves.

Did you see that camera douche on "True Life?" You know he was just acting that way because of the cameras.

by Don't worry who this is February 27, 2008

camera slap

the art art taking photos up close of a persons face without them knowing untill the photo is taken

oh my god that that is not good u got camera slapped

shall we camera slap carl,vj

you just got camera slapped

by pphillips21 October 4, 2008