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Calendar Girl

Out of your league women that only talk to you when they need favors from you.
"Why do you bother drooling over her? She's just a calendar girl and you know it."
by D-Struct August 27, 2005
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Calynne

A good looking girl. Sweet, kind, funny, trustworthy, usually has lots of friends. Has many guy friends, but keeps them guessing. She is not easily persuaded, and sticks to her own opinions. Sometimes shy, until you get to know her, then she never stops talking. Blonde or brunette with a great smile. Has a flirtatious personality that sometimes gets her into trouble.
look at that calynne
by missladyy May 25, 2011
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The Cock Calendar

The calendar for people who can't survive No Nut November

Jump Bones January
Four Finger February
Masturbation March

Anal April

Mating May

Jack off June
Juicy July

Asshole August
Sex September
Oral October
Nut November
Dick December
"Liah it's No Nut November :("
"Not according to The Cock Calendar it isn't ;))"
"Cock calendar?"
"A glorious calendar made by @bri_loves_badgers and @_stonecoldcrazy_ on instagram"
by ClinkClinkBitch November 2, 2019
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opening the advent calendar

A nickname for masturbation during DDD.
Hey man, it's day 3 of DDD, I'm opening the advent calendar, gonna bust it.
by peepee poopoo shoe December 2, 2019
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Christian Calendar

The way in which some Christian churches envision and celebrate the 365/366 day year. Sunday begins the week, every week. Emphasis is given to Christian holy days rather than secular holidays

The Christian Calendar begins with the first Sunday in Advent (the four weeks before Christmas) and moves through Christmas, Epiphany, Ordinary Time, Lent (the 40 days, other than Sundays, before Easter), Easter, and Ordinary Time. Other special days within the Christian Calendar celebrate and draw attention to specific events in the life of Jesus Christ and/or the Church over the millenia. These include: Baptism of the Lord, Transfiguration of the Lord, Ash Wednesday, Palm Sunday, Maundy Thursday, Good Friday/Holy Friday, Ascension of the Lord, Day of Pentecost, Trinity Sunday, All Saints' Day, and Christ the King.
On the Christian Calendar Easter is a season instead of just one day.
by scubarev May 2, 2006
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Calyn

The person that always brightens up your day who is always there for someone and is always the person you can count on no matter what
If you meet a Calyn don't let them go cause you probably won't meet another.
Hey Calyn how was your day

It was great thx for asking
by calynisthebest May 17, 2019
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Plantation calendar

The Calendar was created for a new more Heavener American Kingdom on earth. Used exclusively on the "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation." The year 1999 was flipped to create 1666. This secret calendar was synchronized and moved forward from that year. In the peaceful Heavener Plantation zone, it is the year 1688, while on this lawless earth it is 2022. In eleven years it will be 2033 on earth, while in the Plantation zone will mark the turn of another century at 1699. Another chosen one will show up in that year.
The creation of the top-secret Plantation calendar in 1999 was not declassified until 2017.
by Spiritual-Master March 19, 2022
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