Calani

Calani is an Hawaiian word extracted from the word Kalani, although they are both very different, Calani's are extremely rare to find, often living in small towns in their youth and travelling in elder years. Calani's in general are amazing, creative absolutely stunningly gorgeous girls that are extremely loveable in all ways.

Its estimate that there are only around 14 Calani's in the world and you are incredibly privileged to know just one. Calani's are usually sporty, loud, pretty and loveable or beautiful, very, very sarcastic, kind, smart as hell, generally loved and a crazy read-a-holic.
Most, have a fierce, dangerous edge about them and don't need saving, they will put you down so fast and the sarcasm that comes out of their mouths is insane. The have their own ideas and music taste and are often feared and admired.
Those are the best.

Calani's can be found in many places usually playing sort with friends or walking quietly with her gossiping friends while she walks with her head stuck in a book and its a common fact between the girls that they top them all.

If you find a Calani, please take my word, keep her. I didn't, biggest regret of my life. I love you Calani!

"Oh yeah, she's a Calani"

"Watch it man, that's Calani, she's got a bite"

by Summer's the truth January 16, 2018

NNN Calendar

The NNN Calendar is a calendar revolving around NNN.

-Jizz January
-No Finger February
-Massive Masturbate March
-Ass Eating April
-Gay May
-Make It Jelly June
-Even More Jizz July
-Mass Ass August
-Semen Shooter September
-Orgi October
-No Nut November
-Destroy Dick December

"Are you attempting the NNN Calendar"

"Heck Yeah, my dick is going to suffer so much"

by SpikeyFluffBall November 7, 2019

Cailyn

An amazingly beautiful girl who not only has the looks, but an absolutely great personality to go with it. She's the best friend you could ever ask for, and she'll always be there for you through everything!

"Wow... that girl is gorgeous and what's surprising is that she's a really good person too!"
"Yep, that's Cailyn for you!"

by SylviaSummer January 4, 2010

Cailyne

Pronounced "k-lin", cailyne refers to an angelic being. She is a very plain yet different person and you should be grateful to have a Cailyne as your friend. She can be a very loyal person depending on the friend but will usually always try and help a friend.

Cailyne is a boss ass bitch.

by the blog - A December 9, 2016

calentard

someone who has an inordinate amount of trouble scheduling, accepting and attending meetings (especially through Outlook)

"Sorry I'm such a calentard -- I swear that meeting fell off of my calendar. Again. Can you forward it to me?"

by kdubs94304 October 7, 2009

calendar wolf

A wolf that has been hand-raised for the sole reason of photographed for calendars. Usually, calendar wolves look much healthier than their wild cousins, and eat not from freshly killed prey, but a bowl with their name on it. Could also refer to a disingenuous person, or a poseur.

The wolf looks so healthy in that photo because he's a calendar wolf.

by dddrew January 16, 2008

Calin

European dude with a very large penis, handsome and a lot of money which stays loyal af

Usually playing games and collecting expensive shit.

"Living like Calin"
"Calin is perfect"

by fashionkilla93 February 25, 2018