calvining

The act of becoming clueless about basic knowledge just to be annoying

Dude that guy is so annoying. He needs to stop calvining

by tpingt January 4, 2008

carwinism

sadly, carwinism eliminated many of his friends.

i knew fred, i liked fred, fred is dead, carwinism claimed fred and his red subcompact.

by thatothername September 26, 2003

clavinism

A little known fact of useless knowledge that some barstool prophet spews out to make conversation, and to make themselves the smartest schlep in the room. Re: Television show Cheers, Cliff Clavin.

Simple Clavinism, Coffee: nectar of the gods.

little known fact, coffee makes the world go around.

by PhyscoBilly March 14, 2022

Black Coffee Calvinist

In Christian theology, another title for a strict five-point Calvinist.

That Black Coffee Calvinist attends a Reformed Baptist Church.

by Orebank Bus Rider October 29, 2023

Calvining

The action of believing that you know everything about any sport, this person doesn’t physically participate in any sport but has strong opinions on them all

"Do you think Kevin De Bruyne deserved a team of the season"
" You don't know what your talking about stop calvining!"

by Calvin supports man city October 24, 2020

Calvins

Boxer-brief style underwear; short for clothing designer Calvin Klein

Girl: Do you wear boxers or briefs?
Guy: Naw girl I wear Calvins.

by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022

Collinism

A condition describing one that is pale as a ghost, but not albino

Collin has Collinism because he is pale.

by anonymous March 29, 2023