noah calvert

When a person or object is forcefully shoved into a vagina

Man I just Noah calverted that girl

by Billy joil June 11, 2017

Lord Calvert

An accident that occurs after imbibing copious amounts of alcohol, preferably Lord Calvert Whisky for a genuine experience.

Be careful out on the rocks! You don't want to slip and have a Lord Calvert! I am not taking you to the hospital!

by Kboomboom June 5, 2018

James Calvert

James Calvert is an amazingly talented man. A great person who you can always count on. He gets no bitches but still manages to have hoes.

He gets no bitches he is definitely a James Calvert

by Weirdoretard February 5, 2021

nigel Calvert

Nigel calvert is a man who is obsessed with cheese. Some may call it a fetish

Did you hear about what Nigel calvert did to the first years?

by Stinkersmith90 July 26, 2023

Bill Calvert

Fruity don with a drinking problem
went to warwick
loves the darts

twats his dog

Bill calvert has twatted his dog again

by BILL CALVERTS LOVER June 21, 2021

logan calvert

a sexy mofo, massive cock and a lovely bloke, must smash

girl 1: omg logan calvert is so hot i want to blow him
girl 2: i agree he is so sexy

by imogens biggest hater April 5, 2021

lacie calvert

the best friend of ava.. ava is the most funniest girl ever!!!

hey who’s you’re best friend ava?
oh lacie calvert .. don’t tell anyone tho

by avanicolle11 September 29, 2021