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Cappin the dragon

Surgery reversing circumcision reattaching the foreskin through a delicate process involving the skillful hand of a Jewish surgeon. The process can only be completed if the foreskin has been saved since conception. No skin graphs are allowed you sick fucks. The surgery is completed with the blessing of the god parents soothingly stroking the foreskin till it regains proper circulation.
Jake was at the local barber shop when he over heard a conversation among his local dirty compadres. He was curious to as what was adrift. They responded "ese nostros cappin los dragons." Jake thought to himself the dirty Mexicans are catching dragons in glad wear? (I'd use hispanic but Im a racist.) He was quickly filled in and left with an enthusiastic smile of optimism.... Cappin the dragon!
by semalancho June 13, 2010
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Clapping

A strange but common way of applauding something or someone
Clapping guy: "Oh I like what is happening right now let me smash my hands together to express my delight"
by Pie Stealer January 12, 2015
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Clapping sphincter

The ripping or tearing sound that is caused by a quick release of gas from the anus, otherwise known as a fart.
I thought Jason tore his pants today at work but I later realized it was his clapping sphincter as the pungent odor tickled my nose hairs.
by Wes L November 12, 2005
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Cappin for pussy

When a man changes his personality and acts different around a female in order to win favor with her in hopes of getting with her
Damn Elijah, why're you acting like this, you're really cappin for pussy
by elijahmullinramirez May 21, 2019
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Ass Clapping Thunder Whore

someone being of bitchy status, with no regaurds to you or your personal state of mind.
Kori was being a bitch one night and called me a dick..
So I politely replied "suck on my fun stick you Ass Clapping Thunder Whore"
by Tolley Boy February 14, 2009
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cappin

short form of "high cappin" which was used in the 80's to describe some one who lies about their social status or one who flaunt's arogantly brand new merchandise but is in debt. now-a-days its basically used to describe a liar but it still refers to he old meaning from time to time.
1)john-"he ain't got a slab. he still drives his maw maw's car. he needs to stop all that cappin."
2)pete-"man, that boy still owes me 3g's and his out there cappin."
3)derrick-"quite cappin man, you did't call sherry cuz she just called me asking for you."
by x February 26, 2004
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Pussy clapping

When them stanky ass hoes be clapping them pussy lips so hard juices be flying out
by Jimmy lee420 March 15, 2019
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