Saskatchewan Wake up call

When a small old man puts on two cock rings and has sex with a young attractive woman.

Ronnie gave Stephanie a Saskatchewan wake up call the night they got engaged.

by SterNation June 9, 2016

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alabama balls to wall wake up call

Is that act of putting Hot sauce on a guys balls and dick. while he’s sleeping.

I heard Ashley’s found out Jake was cheating, she gave him a Alabama balls to wall wake up call.

by cafetrollcat March 12, 2020

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wake up call

When you wake someone up by ripping a loud fart in their ear or face. A common prank played on those who like to sleep in at boy scout camp, church camps, fraternities, and boot camp. While likely done do a lesser extent, girls also have been known to participate in this activity at slumber parties. Please note the difference between this definition and "sound the alarm"

Frank is still sleeping and we need to leave in 10 minutes, so why don't you give him a wake up call to get him out of bed.

by Trumplodyte July 8, 2019

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creamy wake up call

A creamy wake up call is when a male courteously wakes you up in the morning hours by abusing themselves aggressively until their urethra expands and drops an ungodly amount of semen on your face. The resulting wake up is one of extreme bliss where the load to your face results in your penis rising with the morning sun.

Robbie give me the best creamy wake up call this morning, I had a nice woody and a sticky face to jump start my day.

by Easy Rider 2008 March 7, 2008

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wake up call

a surprise and swift insertion of your hog leg into a friends mouth mid-yawn.

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Man (to friend): oh, am i keeping you awake? you better not yawn again or you're getting a wake up call.

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Friend (yawning): aaaaaaaahhhhhhh...AHH!!!

by johnnyg11141983 March 18, 2010

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