A Sweet game originally on the Dreamcast, with the sequel comming out for the Xbox, PS2, and Gamecube, each version with its own charactor. With a fighting system more dynamic than DOAs, and more akkin to Virtua Fighter than Tekken, Soul Calibur I and II are both supremley kick-ass, and sweet.
by Muldowney May 5, 2005
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Characters:
Martha the cat lady: a lust for feline love borders on the psychotic, but don't tell her that, those pussies have claws. Weapon: cats (1/5 chance of rabies)
Lonely Jim: he's quite lonely, that's why he has a large hatchet. Weapon: hatchet
Mike: driven broke by bad investments, and by never having money in the first place, mike turned to drugs. Weapon: bath salts (1/5 chance to OD)
Yoda: you can't tell me this guy isn't homeless, i mean... look at him. Weapon: lightsaber
Bjord: after he won world's greatest beard, he gambled away his fame and fortune. Weapon: miscellaneous items drawn from his beard.
Join these beloved characters and more in the epic new game Homeless Calibur, where the objective of the game is to get the legendary sock full of shit, which has been said is the key to taking down the government and finally liberating the oppressive nature of the system we have all been condemned to.
Characters:
Martha the cat lady: a lust for feline love borders on the psychotic, but don't tell her that, those pussies have claws. Weapon: cats (1/5 chance of rabies)
Lonely Jim: he's quite lonely, that's why he has a large hatchet. Weapon: hatchet
Mike: driven broke by bad investments, and by never having money in the first place, mike turned to drugs. Weapon: bath salts (1/5 chance to OD)
Yoda: you can't tell me this guy isn't homeless, i mean... look at him. Weapon: lightsaber
Bjord: after he won world's greatest beard, he gambled away his fame and fortune. Weapon: miscellaneous items drawn from his beard.
Join these beloved characters and more in the epic new game Homeless Calibur, where the objective of the game is to get the legendary sock full of shit, which has been said is the key to taking down the government and finally liberating the oppressive nature of the system we have all been condemned to.
Jesus Christ, Homeless Calibur is so goddamn politically incorrect.
Where the fuck is that sock full of shit, Martha keeps raping me with her fucking cats, what a cunt!
Where the fuck is that sock full of shit, Martha keeps raping me with her fucking cats, what a cunt!
by JayBaby June 17, 2013
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by CaLiBuDinFLA April 13, 2010
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by Tiggerliciousness December 20, 2008
Get the Caliber mug.The best weapon based fighting game in existance. Has many characters and gameplay is awesome.Graphics are superb.Anyone who plays games knows this title.If not...they are a dumbass and need to play this game.So go out and buy it if you havent already
by (insert name here) August 30, 2003
Get the Soul Calibur 2 mug.The part of the US state of California that most votes and behaves like Alabama. Mostly consisting of northern and eastern rural regions, as full of hill people, cousin lovin' , fake farmers and meth as the darkest part of the Deep South.
Mark: how's living in California? Are you gay yet?
Mike: have you even been to Calibama? It's not the way they show it in movies
Mike: have you even been to Calibama? It's not the way they show it in movies
by Cathode Misfit July 25, 2019
Get the Calibama mug..50 caliber rifle=effective and accurate over 1000 yards and very powerful. Can penetrate concrete and 1 inch plate sleel. Primarily used in competition and military and police applications. Rifle weighs 25-35 pounds, and is available in single, bolt, and semi-auto. The belt-fed .50 cal auto can be mounted to vehicles, ships, and war-planes. The cheapest .50 cal is around $3,000.00 (US) and is single shot only. Must be fired with a bi-pod or benchrest from the shoulder.
.50 caliber black powder=slow and good to about 100 yards, comparable to a 12 gauge slug. Can kill most medium to large game. Loaded from the muzzle; the primer, powder and bullet (sabot), are loaded one at a time. Primarily used for hunting. This weapon is available for under $200.00 (US).
.50 AE=handgun cartridge for the Desert Eagle semi-auto, camparable to the .44magnum, maybe good to 50yards. A little too much recoil to get an effective follow-up shot for personal defense. Too heavy and large to conceal. A "look what kind of gun I have" gun. Not very pratical for any application, except show and tell. You can get a Desert Eagle for around $1,100.00 (US), the gold tiger-striped DE goes for $1,800 (US). Magnum Research.
.500=the largest caliber REVOLVER available, with a scope, this handgun can be accurate to over 250 yards. Primarily used for hunting and protection in the wild. Available in stainless only, prices start at $800.00 (US)on up. Taurus and Smith & Wesson.
.50 caliber black powder=slow and good to about 100 yards, comparable to a 12 gauge slug. Can kill most medium to large game. Loaded from the muzzle; the primer, powder and bullet (sabot), are loaded one at a time. Primarily used for hunting. This weapon is available for under $200.00 (US).
.50 AE=handgun cartridge for the Desert Eagle semi-auto, camparable to the .44magnum, maybe good to 50yards. A little too much recoil to get an effective follow-up shot for personal defense. Too heavy and large to conceal. A "look what kind of gun I have" gun. Not very pratical for any application, except show and tell. You can get a Desert Eagle for around $1,100.00 (US), the gold tiger-striped DE goes for $1,800 (US). Magnum Research.
.500=the largest caliber REVOLVER available, with a scope, this handgun can be accurate to over 250 yards. Primarily used for hunting and protection in the wild. Available in stainless only, prices start at $800.00 (US)on up. Taurus and Smith & Wesson.
Jerry was having the time of his life when he got to shoot the .50 at the range.
Steve was pissed when he missed the buck of his life when he missed with his .50 caliber black powder.
I'll know that I have made it when I can blow $1,500 on a DE .50AE show gun.
The bear was pissed and chased me until I opened up his chest cavity with 6 shots from my .500.
Steve was pissed when he missed the buck of his life when he missed with his .50 caliber black powder.
I'll know that I have made it when I can blow $1,500 on a DE .50AE show gun.
The bear was pissed and chased me until I opened up his chest cavity with 6 shots from my .500.
by wibruk September 6, 2008
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