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in a caff way

in a totally Christian and non weird way
I love you, in a caff way ofc
by caffboi May 24, 2019
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caffeine

An essential vitamin, without which one suffers from headaches, depression, sudden violent anger, sluggishness, muddled thinking, and crankiness.
I once went 10 months without vitamin C and only suffered a mild bout with scurvy and tooth loss...I went 24 hours without caffeine and that's why I'm doing life without parole.
by megnao flimpis July 17, 2003
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maid cafe

Cafe where the waitress dress up in maid uniform and address customers as 'master' or 'mistress.' This practice is common in japan and other east/south Asian countries. The theme of the cafe is predominately anime/manga and the customers are otaku.

When you walk into the maid cafe, maids will say "welcome home master"

They perform varieties of services, such as ear cleaning, spoon-feeding, photo-taking, playing card and having conversation with maids.

For unknown reason, this is not considered a form of prostitution.

male version of this is butler cafe
Otaku: Do you want to go to maid cafe this weekend?

Normal person: But that place is unreasonably pricy!
by Hespia Klarerin December 4, 2010
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Caffy

The surge in happiness after drinking copious amounts of coffee.
Dude! I just had four cups of Folgers. I'm so caffy!
by Caffy Jon May 10, 2016
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Caffeine Tsunami

The inevitable urge to crap after drinking a cup of coffee, produced by the physiological effects of caffeine on the bowels. Usualy this urge comes on fast and strong, like an unstoppable rebel force.
Jake: "Why were you late to class this morning?"

Ben: "The caffeine tsunami hit on the drive to school. It was all I could do make it to the can."
by Waine Ker November 19, 2012
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Cafeterian

Cafeterian is a slang term (coined by interweb's Pile) that refers to a theist who claims to be part of a particular religious affiliation (such as a "Christian"), who picks and chooses select aspects of scripture and dogma to follow, while ignoring contradictory or other scriptures, rules and dogma. They basically select what they want to believe in, not unlike one would visit a cafeteria and select specific plates of food, while ignoring everything else.
Convenient bastid! This Cafeterian has condensed the entire nature and history of Christianity into a simple marketable sentence. It's up to us to trust that this guy somehow has figured the whole of Christianity out. Sure.
by polisanimos August 6, 2011
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Frappe Cafe Roblox

A large group on ROBLOX with over 350k+ members and is founded by the infamous Cyrogenix. Their expectations are EXTREMELY high and if you don't meet them you are demoted. There has been 1 war and another that is currently raging on. The 1st one was triggered when a YouTuber recived a Trello Ban for consist rule breaking thus the Trolling Empire was born and reaked havoc The Trolling Empire eventually won when the President and Vice- president saw a video giving them tips on how to improve the system and un banned him. The 2nd war was set into motion when people grew tired of injustice, wanted their rights back as employees and Seroious accusations were made against the Chairman (Owner). There are dozens of petitions for MRs demotions and pages long on Frappe's mistakes and Cyrogenix's exposure. Only a few succeed there.
OMG, Have you heard about Frappe Cafe Roblox it's a group on roblox thats full of corrupt admins!
by You don't know me T~T May 19, 2020
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