Cumdo

When you blow your wad in your partner's hair, he or she gets a cumdo. Can be intentional or not. A copious load makes the cumdo impossible to style.

Person 1: You shot your load all over my hair!
Person 2: Cool, you'll have an awesome cumdo in a sec.

by IkuraEater July 7, 2014

Cumnogg

When a girl gives you a blowjob but she chases it with eggnog. It is typically the first nut after No Nut November.

Deck the balls! she gave that cumnogg as I stuffed her stocking!

by Gangrape69420 November 26, 2019

Cumdonut

A girl or guy that likes to eat donuts with cum in or on top of them.

Jerry picks up his cumdonut only when Alex is working.

Jane loves her chocolate cumdonut with white glaze.

by b4urn March 14, 2020

cum dog

when you cum in a dog

bro I just came in a dog
Oh you silly cum dog you

by penisadult November 16, 2021

cumdolance

Recognition of/ability to relate to the heart sinking feeling of when you are unable to cum during intercourse, not due to a lack of desire, but rather because of a momentary lack of ability to do so.

My cumdolance to you and your balls after that unsuccessful sexual adventure

by Dank hor January 26, 2023

Cumdolly

A tote for cum, usually stored and packed in the anal cavity.

Yo, that shorty had a mad cumdolly, she carried that nut in her ass all day..

by Nutlocker April 3, 2023

The Tower of Cumdon

The Tower of Cumdon - An impenetrable fortress of solitude in which one spends their days masturbating. Resulting in many concrete socks.

"Did you get much uni work done over the weekend mate?"

"Nah I just locked myself away in The Tower of Cumdon & used up all my data allowance on Tinder"

by Bushmangarry January 30, 2014