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Crustoff

Two men agree to a challenge. One man uses a fleshlight and doesn't clean it. He then gives it to his friend. His friend uses it and the cycle repeats. First man to give up and clean it has to pay $5 to the other man for each time the fleshlight was exchanged.
"Me and Jake just finished a 3 week Crustoff, never doing that again!"
by seedeedee March 19, 2017
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Cristobal

he is someone, with a lot of energy, he likes hedgehogs and the moon, his company is very calm and without a doubt the one I like the most, he really is a person who can make you very happy, he personally lights up all my days, and always makes me get out the best of me, Cristobal has tan skin and dark brown eyes, but with his light touch, his dark brown hair, when it's long you can easily tangle your fingers in it, and when it's short, it looks spiky and scary, his lips .. they are soft and large, it is worth knowing a Cristóbal. the puppies approach him and the little bugs the same, his presence is the most natural thing there is, it fascinates me, I love him very much <3
Cristobal, thanks for everything until today ^^
by rei chikita May 5, 2022
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Cristobal Ahumada Anabalon

Yo Cristobal Ahumada Anabalon is pretty gay.
by Brühllesshooo April 28, 2020
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Christofer Drew

The absolute hottest man in the world(sorta)
He's so freaking hot!
NEVERSHOUTNEVER bitchazz.
haha. LOVE CHRISTOFER DREW INGLE!!!!
Christofer Drew sang Bigcitydreams, making me moist.
by Vegas Violence May 24, 2009
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Matt Christoff

An obese, Shrek-looking individual often found in temperate deciduous forested areas such as Millersburg. Generally speaking, this individual is very hypocritical. Often making fun of trends and then flamboyantly leading that trend. He is sexist, looks like Sloth from Goonies, and is the only real J Cole fan. His facial structure resembles that of a plate of spaghetti that took a punch from Mike Tyson. His horrid facial features could be compared to Jack Jeebs from Men In Black. Overall, this individual can be summed up as an atrocious person that contributes nothing to this world.
Did you see that Matt Christoff back there?
Yea, it looks like a mix between the Elephant Man and Caitlyn Jenner.
by Matt Christoff March 5, 2019
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Cristopher

A man who gets all of the girls and likes to get naughty with his bitches. Wants to be on the mariners when he grows up.
I want to be like cristopher
by tafer April 4, 2018
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Christofine

Man Christopher is fine he's Christofine
by Christofine July 21, 2017
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