Creme Yourself

the term given to someone who is over excited

Brit: this cake is amazing its better than sex i dont think i have tasted anything better than this.. MMMMMMMMMM
Nina: alright love don't creme yourself

by NinzKanarz August 19, 2008

Creme Brulee

In reference to jizzing on your partners face then quickly and unexpectedly putting your ass in front of their nose and igniting a fart

I told him to shoot his load all over my face but before I could open my eyes the bastard did an about face then ripped & lite one and started chanting "Creme Brulee"

by Vulgarvernacular January 21, 2017

crispy creme

A 300-calorie lump of doughy, glazed goodness that you might as well superglue to your thigh. Lately, they've been concocting a new donut recipe in which the carbs are significantly reduced in light of the new atkins diet wave. The chemicals they stuff into the donut in place of natural carbs are probably just as detrimental. However, they give out free paper hats, which are pretty spiff.

Mmmm...crispy cremedonuts

by marymagdalene May 10, 2006

creme egg

When a person makes a small hole in a Cadbury's creme egg, sucks the creme out then ejaculates into the egg, seals the hole and gives it to their unexpecting victim

"aw man shes been really annoying recently, im gonna have to give her a creme egg"

by chunkyjizzmonkey February 14, 2019

krippy creme

another word for doughnut used by idiots too lazy to say their S's

Damn, you one krippy creme away from three hundred pounds, fat bitch!

by grandpubaa April 21, 2006

Creme Egging

The art of placing a Cadbury's Creme Egg in a woman's vagina and letting it melt. Then the man continues to have sex wth the forementioned female, and when she's 'ready' she fanny farts it out either onto the man, or onto another surface. And if he or she wishes too, they can eat it. That is Creme Egging.

For any of you sick motherfuckers that like that kinda thing. Creme Egging. You dirty fucks.

by Stephen Old May 12, 2007

Barbarian creme

When someone ejaculated into a donut or cup cake and someone eats it

Marty ate the barbarian creme filled donut last Saturday

by Olhatch October 18, 2022