Creme Jacking

Licking out the contents for a Creme Egg, filling the contents with semen and having a sexual partner eat said egg.

My girlfriend and I were bored at home one day, she was a little peckish so I treated her to a spot of Creme Jacking.

by UGotCunted161 July 17, 2019

crème de' le' crème

the finest of the finest, top of the line.

i only want the crème de' le' crème of these bitches/hoes!

by omar haughton September 18, 2006

Creme Yourself

the term given to someone who is over excited

Brit: this cake is amazing its better than sex i dont think i have tasted anything better than this.. MMMMMMMMMM
Nina: alright love don't creme yourself

by NinzKanarz August 19, 2008

Crème Brûlée Moment

A stellar moment of discovery in which the individual has an epiphany relating to a word’s meaning or etymology. Common symptoms include loud gasping, tension in the shoulders, whole-body shudders, saucer-like eyes and mouth formation in a perfect O shape.

I just discovered that the literal meaning of crème brûlée is “burnt cream”! What a way to start the day! This changes my whole entire perspective on life. I’ll forever remember this momentous occasion as my personal crème brûlée moment.

by Titman December 10, 2018

Creme Brulee

In reference to jizzing on your partners face then quickly and unexpectedly putting your ass in front of their nose and igniting a fart

I told him to shoot his load all over my face but before I could open my eyes the bastard did an about face then ripped & lite one and started chanting "Creme Brulee"

by Vulgarvernacular January 21, 2017

Crème de la pénis

'Cream of the penis' in English. Ladies like it. Who doesn't?

"Ooh la la! I shall order your...Crème de la pénis...?"
"Oh yes, monsieur! Bon choice!" The waiter says as he unzips his trousers, "I shall be back in un peu."

by KinkyNonk September 19, 2019

creme egg

When a person makes a small hole in a Cadbury's creme egg, sucks the creme out then ejaculates into the egg, seals the hole and gives it to their unexpecting victim

"aw man shes been really annoying recently, im gonna have to give her a creme egg"

by chunkyjizzmonkey February 14, 2019