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Crockpie

(n) When a man has vigorous, unprotected intercourse with a woman. He then her eats out to the point of vomiting. After filling her vagina with vomit, the man then uses his home economics skills to sew shut the woman's vagina. After several weeks of "brewing," the man, or perhaps another very impatient man, cuts open the stitches, and uses the mixture to make a pie and eat it with mash potato
Frank: I enjoyed my crockpie last night mummy.

Mum: glad you enjoyed it, it was your fathers idea.
by Pickers101 February 24, 2017
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crackained

When someone is under the influence of Crack or Cocaine
i was going to take her home , but she was to crackained
by KS bang u April 16, 2020
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crack pipe

Seemingly a major problem for "gangsta" hip-hop stars and drop-out morons. The result of sudden extreme changes in temperature, causing rupture of household plumbing. Often occuring during late winter and early spring, leading to domestic flooding and a fight with the insurance company.
Ja rule: "Ya bitch, ya forgot to lag the muvvafuka, now ya got a crack pipe."
by Kristofa January 31, 2005
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Alcho-crackie

I got so wasted last night in Alcho-crackie!
by Rebel mamma July 5, 2009
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Morlock crackfiend

The faceless moron who ruins things for the productive people on the surface with incomprehensibly illogical rules; regional manager. Resides in a subterranean world in which crack is smoked incessantly, and policy is written whilst under the influence of crack.
Business was running smoothly until the morlock crackfiend imposed the hiring policy. Now all the new hires are brainless, useless Eloi people.
by no-one of consequence November 17, 2003
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crack pipe

Beginner's musical instrument. Popular in the 1980's and 1990's but somehow still around due to multi-level focus group marketing on behalf of the music industry. Obscene amounts of money can be made if you can master fine instrument.
Ja Rule and 50 Cent got their start on the crack pipe and now they be millionaires
by Wigga May 13, 2003
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crackspider

The tiny gas bubble that crawls up between the cheeks of your buttocks and creates a sickening smell..
A silent fart that creeps up without any sound. ( When I farted a crackspider got loose. )
by Darr Kingston January 10, 2011
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