1. Any circumstances whereby one has not made the necessary ChapStick preparations and finds oneself without an adequate supply.
2. Any situation which impedes the process or progress of applying ChapStick.
2. Any situation which impedes the process or progress of applying ChapStick.
"Man, I can't believe I'm halfway through this movie, all alone in a dark theater with a bucket of salty popcorn, and no ChapStick! This is a ChapStick Emergency!"
"I have lotion on my fingers and can't get the tube open. This is a ChapStick Emergency!"
"I have lotion on my fingers and can't get the tube open. This is a ChapStick Emergency!"
by sarahmcow January 15, 2010
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If someone is a such a chapstick whore, if your lucky, you'll see them bite off a piece. If you ask them if they really just ate chapstick, they will deny everything.
If someone is a such a chapstick whore, if your lucky, you'll see them bite off a piece. If you ask them if they really just ate chapstick, they will deny everything.
Man 1: "See that guy over there?"
Man 2: "Yeah? What about him?"
Man 1: "Did he just eat Chapstick?!?"
Man 2 : "Ohhh... That guy. Yeah he's a chapstick whore."
Man 2: "Yeah? What about him?"
Man 1: "Did he just eat Chapstick?!?"
Man 2 : "Ohhh... That guy. Yeah he's a chapstick whore."
by dats2dope December 10, 2009
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The funk you peel off your cock in the morning after rigorous anal, vagianl, and oral sex with a dirty bum.
"I was dreaming I was eatin beef jerky; I was actually chewing on the cragstack from lastnights romp with the HIV infected Hobo off the train."
by Dirk Knobbler April 10, 2007
Get the cragstack mug.Nick: Mom, can you please pass the creamstick so I can put it on my bread?
Mom: Yes Nick
Ferris: Nick, could you please pass the creamstick when you're done with it?
Nick: Yes, Ferris
Mom: Yes Nick
Ferris: Nick, could you please pass the creamstick when you're done with it?
Nick: Yes, Ferris
by Dallasboi1992 January 16, 2013
Get the creamstick mug.A moustache resulting from putting on too much chapstick and pressing one's lips together. The chapstick user often does not notice its presence but is quickly brought back down to earth by a peer.
Hayley: Hey Marc...So I was thinking maybe you and I should...
Marc: Uhh...You have a chapstick moustache!
Hayley: Shoot! (wipe)
Marc: Uhh...You have a chapstick moustache!
Hayley: Shoot! (wipe)
by rock-cupid October 11, 2010
Get the Chapstick Moustache mug.A lesbian who leans toward the femme side of the butch or lipstick continuum (that dichotomy is totally arbitrary/not legit, but just for the sake of definition). Could defy “chapstick lesbian,” standards by wearing dresses more frequently or donning makeup more frequently. May have an equal number of pairs of pajama pants and lipsticks in her home. Might enjoy wearing makeup OR loungewear just as much. Not a lipstick lesbian because they do not NEED to wear a dress or makeup - still taking less than 20 minutes to get out the door.
by tinted-chapstick-lesbian June 21, 2021
Get the Tinted-chapstick lesbian mug.A young British youtuber (real name Christopher James Kendall) who has a fan base of teenagers, most of them teenage girls from 13 to 17. His videos are mainly comedies: parodies of films and celebrities. He is friends with Charlie McDonnell and PJ Liguori; both of them fellow youtubers and both have a large fan base of teenage girls. He is a cinema lover and wants to become and actor.
Abigail: Have you seen crabstickz's latest video?
Olive: The 'Sherlock' parody? Yes, I loved it! Crabstickz is hot!
Olive: The 'Sherlock' parody? Yes, I loved it! Crabstickz is hot!
by cumberqueen March 30, 2012
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