cow

a COW (noun) meaning a fit or an outburst.

(I recall this word being used back about 1975. It was coined such because apparently some people, when they were getting upset, would make a somewhat long and gutteral sound that amazingly sounded like a cow mooing.

he/she is having a cow, man !

by Wadsy May 13, 2005

cow

a disturbingly fat lady with extremely saggy breasts and enough rolls to fill a bakery.

"EWWWW!!,OMG a naked cow is on the loose!!

by quintin June 25, 2004

Cow

An expression for when there is so much beef (tension) in a situation, the word beef isn't good enough

Person 1: "Did a lot of beef go down at school yesterday"
Person 2: "Yeah, a whole cow."

by the beef monitor November 16, 2011

cow

best animal in the world DO NOT use as a negative comment e.g 'You stupid COW!' i myself am a cow and am offended when evil people get called cows i want to be called a cow n yet no-one seems to call me it so in the future please use cow in this way,

'hey jess you mad moo cow'

by jess (mad moo cow) June 21, 2005

cow

There is no cow level!

Idiot1: "Dood! I was playing Diablo 2 yesterday, and I got to the cow level!"
Idiot2: "Wtf, dude. There is no cow level!"

by cantCatchMeh October 23, 2008

Cow

1. a large farm animal.

2. a middle-aged, rude, and sometimes fat/ugly woman. a good insult to mumble under your breath after this tard walks away.

Large farm animal: "moo"

Me: "lol its a cow"


Fat ugly rude teacher: "7 page essay on incredibly pointless island culture due tomorrow!!"

Me: "stupid cow..."

by kitikat88 December 21, 2008

cow

Cool Organized Woman.

Chloe: "OMG Ashley you are ssssuch a cow!"
Ashely: "Awwwww sssstop that Chloe, you are gonna make me bluuuuuush!"

by Ashley and Chloe 4 ever April 18, 2013