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Covid Slap 

When you slap someone across the face with your dick when questioned if your being out in public is an "essential trip".
Went to the hardware store during the stay at home order to get some paint. Some guy in line outside the store was giving me crap about how only essential people should be out - so I asked him "oh yeah? Is this essential?!" And gave him a Covid Slap to shut him up.
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Covid Check 

"Covid check" is called out before relieving wind. This is to check everyone's sense of smell in the area and reduce the spread of COVID-19. Loss of smell could indicate the presence of COVID-19, and a person who is unable to smell the flatulence should be avoided. This is considered a service.
Person 1: "Covid Check!" *farts*
Person 2: " Huh. I can't smell anything."
Person 1: " You prob have Covid."
Covid Check by chubby choo choo January 25, 2021

Covidhead 

Slang for the feeling of being entirely overtaken, mentally and emotionally, by stress due to the Coronavirus Pandemic.
Now that we have surpassed 100,000 dead, the US is suffering with a severe mass case of unrelenting infectious Covidhead.
Covidhead by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2020

Covid-Quiet 

When places that should be packed with people are seemly peaceful but very uncomfortably quiet.
The covid-quiet, peaceful streets here in the heart of New York city are a bit upsetting, and depressing. This is Columbus Circle - we need our tourists, shoppers, locals, businesses, gawkers, buskers, artists, and everyone making noise and a big, fun mess!
Covid-Quiet by JaneGordon.com July 28, 2020

Covid Cowgirl 

Having sex in the reverse cowgirl position while wearing N95 protective masks in order to prevent spreading the corona virus.
I’m going to make Lauren do the covid cowgirl tonight so I don’t catch the corona virus.