Cousin

A person that is born from an aunt or uncle and when they little, they seem to be annoying little liers that get family in trouble.

Yo, my cousin lied to his mother and told her that I hit when I didn't.

by Saiyan Prodigy February 18, 2019

Cousin

Someone in the family that is acceptible to fuck...

I fucked my cousin yesterday!

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 8, 2022

cousin

The oddly lacking-a-"t" official spelling of the word pronounced "cuzint" by members of communities in which nearly *everyone* is "cuzints" with nearly everyone else.

(Immediately following the mention of a member of the community) "That's my cousin, and so is (insert any name here.)

by Sarah Thompson October 18, 2003

cousin

What members of the LA based Crips gang use as a term for other members of thier gang, and also as a greeting for other crips.

Yeah we are all cousins on this block.

Whats going down Cuzz.

by CD April 6, 2003

cousin

Another word for a wordtart/word.

David Feeney's a right cousin he is!

by Halo August 30, 2003

cousin

Anyone who isn't related to you, but you want to claim they are to get them a discount that only works for family.

At AMC Theaters, so many of the employees kept saying that they were bringing their "cousin" when it clearly was just a friend to get the "free tickets for family" so they said "no cousins" in the policy.

by Downvoting Victim November 5, 2012

Cousin

Fake name/description for your significant other in an attempt to cover up your cheating. Very prevalent in states like Florida.

If you ever get caught cheating in a picture just say " nah its all good yo, he/she's my cousin"!

by Notyourcousinmaam March 4, 2014