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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
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Stick shift Confession

The act of admitting to lewd acts performed within the confines of a vehicle.
Kim and John had sexual intercourse in Johns' car, this is their stick shift confession.
by TUNEMOD3 April 16, 2014
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ATM confessional

When confronting the ATM machine and a prayer for forgiveness in the hopes there will be money for a night out or shoes. It's very Catholic.
" Shhhhh.. can't you tell she's at the ATM confessional this is a very private moment..."

Pleeeze...just 3 twenty's.....
by DaynaS May 28, 2008
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Forced Confession

When a guy is forced to say "I love you" to shut up a nagging woman. Like a gun to the head in a relationship.
Jeremy got hit with a forced confession to stop his woman from nagging him to death.
by KImCobain March 10, 2015
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Confussion

A cross between 'confusion' and 'concussion'.

A confussion is when somebody, confused to the point of insanity/a breakdown, abruptly drops into a coma-like state. (Or simply gives up in frustration, and refuses to speak or move.)
Beth got a confussion over her English coursework.
by The Devil-Lady October 15, 2009
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dashboard confessional

Living In Your Letters
by Alex February 13, 2004
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concessionist

Someone who works in concessions-- typically at a movie theatre. It's technically not a word according to most dictionaries, and usually gets the red squiggly line from most spell-checkers; but you can refer to this unofficial definition as your own little victory knowing that, as far as the rest of the world is concerned, it's a real word.
Harvard Grad: Excuse me, but a girl who works in your concessions spit in my cup before serving it to me.
Management: Don't you mean a concessionist?
Harvard Grad: That's not a fucking word you imbecile.
Management: (begins making a loogie)...let me see that cup.
by Douglas Young December 29, 2007
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