urban confessional

the act of substituting confession with urban dictionary while using an alias to clear your conscious

Ashamed from jacking off in the tomato garden and disenfranchised from learning the fresh vegetables in his salad came from said garden Lloyd took to the internet under the alias tomato wackier to clear his conscious, it was a urban confessional.

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen October 10, 2014

rcc student confessions

A confession forums on facebook, similar to other confession forums, using the Survey Monkey survey test to anonymously confess. Gabe Alvarez, who has shockingly bland and tasteless humor, is the administrator. Gabe Alvarez is a tool, and needs to fix his teeth because they look like someone knocked over a bag with a bunch of scrabble pieces. The Confessions page supposedly caters to the Riverside Community College students, yet only a few followers are from the college, many have either moved on, dropped out or go to the JFK highschool. (I.e. Keith T. is a construction worker who went for only a few semesters).

Stranger 1: "Hey man do you use RCC student confessions???"
Stranger 2: "No man, I am straight unlike Gabe Alvarez"

by Ttman June 23, 2015

contessa

supreme goddess, and wonderful woman. Italian origin and translation of countess--a lady in her own right.

i love me some contessa.

by Rose Gibson June 26, 2004

National Confession day

April 23 you have to Confess your feelings to your crush or tell them how you feel about them

National Confession day

by Dayana302 April 16, 2019

Friday Confession

A no judgment group chat between friends where sins are confessed and forgiven on fridays in order to have a clear conscience before the weekend. These confessions are not limited to recent sins but all sins.

Friday Confession: I once witnessed a man fail to retrieve his iPhone that he dropped in the middle of Rochester road before the light turned green. I counted 17 cars that ran over his phone as he sat on the side of the road watching helpless. I've never felt so much joy in my life. It was hilarious.

by Big Body C Dawg November 5, 2016

contessa

sexiest girl alive, most amazing person in the world.

Contessa is cute and beautiful.
Contessa has a big heart and friendly to everyone.

by youruglylover December 30, 2015

National Confession Day

Literally any day, now that it's on Urban Dictionary you have to do it you chicken!!! JUST TELL THEM ALREADY BIATCH!!!

"IT'S NATIONAL CONFESSION DAY NOW JUST DO IT ALREADY!!!"
"K jeez man, calm down"
"NEVER"

by applesauce2005 October 23, 2019