stamped concrete

Coloidal mixed liquid limestone that is artfully designed and is finished by beating a rubber mat into the nearly hard reconstituted stone

That rubber mat looks exactly like Peruvian granite not your normal stamped concrete. I Wonder how monchu pichu did it. Aliens probably

They are the only ones who like to work hard.

by Tonythetiler September 2, 2020

Concrete Slab

When your HIGH AS FUCK at Barnhart at the University of Oregon at midnight and you think that a river is a solid piece of concrete...

me: ayo Dalen go do a backflip onto the concrete slab
Dalen: say less

by concrete slab November 2, 2021

Concrete Job

The act of ejaculating your seminal fluids onto a female's face, spreading it all over with the head of your erect penis, and then allowing it to dry evenly and smoothly.

Kid 1: "Dude, I finished a great concrete job last night!"

Kid 2: "In your basement?"

Kid 1: "No, on your Mother's face."

Kid 2: "You bastard."

by I Killed a Hooker Once December 14, 2009

concrete jungle

"Concrete jungle" refers to the urban city; first used in cinema by Academy Award winning "The Lost Weekend" (1945), directed by Billy Wilder, starring Ray Milland. Milland's character, Don Birnam, a chronic alcoholic, and binge drinker, speaks of others with the same condition in the "concrete jungle" as the camera pans across a skyline of Manhattan as an epilogue to the story.

Out there in that great big concrete jungle, I wonder how many others there are like me... poor bedeviled guys, on fire with thirst; such comical figures to the rest of the world, as they stagger blindly towards another binger, another bender, another spree.

by oregonpoppy July 27, 2016

concrete shoes

A method of human disposal, developed and perfected by the Italian mob. Involves encasing a person's feet in poured concrete, and dumping them, alive or dead, into a deep body of water.

"Luco Brata sleeps with the fishes. We just fitted him for concrete shoes."

by D. Gould February 9, 2006

Concrete Nap

The act of running over retarded pedestrians in the street, hence giving them a concrete nap.
Concrete Naps usually precede dirt naps.

If this guy runs into the intersection he's getting a concrete nap.

by illmindofRyanC June 13, 2017

Concrete College

From the infamous Mr Layhe, concrete college is where you go after high school as white trash living in a trailer park. It is used metaphorically to describe prison/jail.

"They'll head straight back to concrete college after I bust them, Randy"

by nutbuster6669999 March 6, 2020