Compare 

And who are other people going to compare me to?

Hym "Is it... Is it other people? Are the other people going to compare me to other people?"

Iam "They might compare you to you... Sometimes." 🤷

Hym "Maybe if you display a radical change in appearance. Lose or gain a bunch of weight. Get horribly disfigured or something."

Iam "Well... You shouldn't care what other people think about you."

Hym "If my identity is, in part, a matter of consensus; what other people think is perpetually relevant. I have to care what other people think. I don't have a choice."

Iam "Yeah, I don't think it should be a matter of consensus in the first place but I see what you mean... Hmm... Hmm... Does comparison constitute imitating the creature?"

Hym "Technically... Yes... Well... No. The creature cannot compare itself to anything else and, therefore, would make the act of comparison uniquely human. It's too different from anything to compare itself to anything. Humans are alike enough to one another to compare."

Iam "Huh... Right because relativity would only exist within the confines of reality and God exist outside of it... Right?"

Hym "Seems about right. I don't know I'm getting tired. We'll figure out in the morning."

Iam "Aight."

Compare by Hym Iam July 25, 2022

compaled 

not to be confused with "compared"
smite someone like fucking shit

i compaled my friend in sno day

compaled by imakeweirddefinitions September 4, 2023

Comparent

Noun. A parent who compares their child to other children often is a non positive way. Comparing a child to another child in the hopes that child will act similarly to the child they are compared to.

Verb. Comparenting

Joe tells his Mother to stop being a comparent when she tells him Jim's Mother says Jim cleans his room without being told to.

Comparent by Leah_Dav July 22, 2024

Comparent

When a parent compares their child with another
Noun: Comparent
Verb: Comparenting
Adjective: Comparenty

Joe's Mother tells him he should clean his room every day like Bob's Mother tells her Bob does. Joe tells her "stop being a comparent, you are always comparenting"

Comparent by Leah_Dav July 25, 2024

comparenting 

When parents constantly compare the way they are raising their children to the way other parents are doing so.

Her parents were so caught up comparenting that they failed to recognize their own shortcomings.

comparenting by FreshWords January 1, 2025

National Compare Nudes Day 

December 6th is National Compare Nudes Day. Compare explicit pictures of your body with a partner of the same sex.

On National Compare Nudes Day, Fred and I compared sizes and he’s packing!

National Compare Nudes Day by exwicka December 6, 2022

drive by complment 

Screamning a complment to someone walking out of the window of a moving car.

Guy riding shotgun:YOUR A GOOD KID!
Person walking: Thanks!
Driver: Nice on man!
Guy riding shotgun: YOUR A GOOD PERSON GOD LOVES YOU!
Driver: nice drive by complment dude!

drive by complment by joeistheman! December 6, 2009