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Cornfused

A state of mind that occurs when a pushy boss generally referred to as a "cornhole" leans on subordinates with unreasonable expectations; nervous paranoia or fear of failure; loss of self-confidence.
That fucker has me cornfused... my stomach is churning, I feel like shitting my pants.
by the Big Bugga January 27, 2010
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Glazed and Confused

When a young lady wakes up after a long night of drinking and getting facialized.
Troy woke up pretty hungover, but Kathy was left glazed and confused.
by robdoe November 10, 2010
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Confused

What? How did I get here? Where the...
Hey! What's going on? Jesus Christ! TELL ME!! What the?? I'm confused!! What's going on here? AHHH!
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Cumfused

The act of being confused as to who's child a person is carrying.
'Bro, did you hear about Jen? She's cumfused as fuck and she thinks it's yours.'
by Ticktackmak July 19, 2017
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Hella confused

Beyond {shook}. Beyond confused. Wig gone. Wig flew. {Shookith}. {Amazed}.
Our teacher said our report was due on {Tuesday}, she gave us the report on {Monday}.

I was {Hella confused}.
by Hella confused July 30, 2018
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confused

George Bush is so confused he thinks he's a suitable president
by Brendan October 10, 2003
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compfused

One who is completely incompetent when it comes to modern-day technology, particulary computers. Synonyms include 12:00 Flasher
Do you know anything about computers? No man, I'm so compfused!
by superslacker87 August 29, 2005
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