Coffe

Coffe. A real bad ass, nothing you can drink. Although Coffe has something for you to suck on.

Damn i wish i was more of a Coffe.

by Honor the roots April 21, 2017

Coff

"Coff" used in a joke/meme context as a short form faster alternative to the full word Cough.

Barry: "Hey, I heard Jane went out with Mark"

Frank: "Really I haven't heard anything, coff coff"

by TheRockBell March 4, 2023

Coffe

Something that makes little kids bounce off the walls n shit.

I had seventeen cups of Coffe and now I’m gonna annoy all my classmates and tell them I didn’t take my adhd pill today!

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Coff a Cuppie

The mispronunciation of "cup of coffee" when you're late for work and trying to catch the subway but the barista is too busy flirting to notice you so you scream this out in your frustration.

Hey! Can I get a coff a cuppie to go?!

by Paul_Revere December 12, 2021

Coffe

(n.) A legal drug.

dude i need a Coffe, like rn

by wcam.mmm September 20, 2023

coff-o-lax

The cup or cups of coffee that stimulate a bowel movement.

"A little backed up this morning--better quaff me some Coff-O-Lax."

by JackNoxious March 14, 2022