cockblocker

an asshole dude that fucks up your chances of fuckin some bitch

Jose cockblocked me so I pinched a loaf in his pillowcase.

by OnE LoVe August 10, 2003

cockblocker

A guy/girl, especialy friend or family who intentionately or not stops you from getting laid...it can be done by phone, visiting, etc.

I was about to lose my virginity, when a Maniac friend of mine called to ask if i was watching T.V. Because of that cockblocker I missed my chance...

by I-Maniac February 9, 2007

COCKBLOCKER

COCKBLOCKERS ARE BOYS WHO STOP THEIR FELLOW BROTERS FROM GETTING SOME PUSSY

I WAS ABOUT TO BANG THE HELL OUT OF MY FAT SISTERS HOT ASS FRIEND , WHEN THE COCKBLOCKER,MY BROTHER CAME INTO THE ROOM , AND TURNED US BOTH OFF.

NEXT TIME HE DOES THAT I WILL DUCK TAPE HIM UP AND THROW HIM IN THE SHED OUTSIDE IN AN OLD BOX. =

by NIKKI JOSEPH LAROUSSE June 10, 2009

cockblocker/cockblock

adj. n. A person, ussually a female that her freind brings along on a first date in order to prevent you from having intercourse with her.

If that her FREIND wasnt such a cockblock i would have banged that girl!

I hate that girl's bestfreind, she's such a cockblocker.

by chris September 4, 2003

Cockblocker 3000

A word that describes a woman's panties when they are in the way of hot dirty sex.

Hey, why don't you take off those Cockblocker 3000's so we can get down to business.

by NIckiMC28 July 25, 2011

codknocker

One who knocks the cod... Chupes the jueso... smokes the pole... Sucks the !&@*. AKA packs the poo.
Cod is the long phallic fish that was served on Fridays in school for those kids who couldn't eat the pizza. if you knock the cod, you pack the poo...

Sweetness is a serious codknocker.

by What the mutha December 22, 2004

Cockblocker

To stop one man from having sexual relations with a female

Colin is a stupid cockblocker

by Jon Mouchet December 8, 2003