Climbing Mount Improbable is best described in the Hymn to Evolution by C.S. Lewis:
Lead us, Evolution, lead us
Up the future's endless stair:
Chop us, change us, prod us, weed us.
For stagnation is despair:
Groping, guessing, yet progressing,
Lead us nobody knows where.
Wrong or justice in the present,
Joy or sorrow, what are they
While there's always jam to-morrow,
While we tread the onward way?
Never knowing where we're going,
We can never go astray.
Lead us, Evolution, lead us
Up the future's endless stair:
Chop us, change us, prod us, weed us.
For stagnation is despair:
Groping, guessing, yet progressing,
Lead us nobody knows where.
Wrong or justice in the present,
Joy or sorrow, what are they
While there's always jam to-morrow,
While we tread the onward way?
Never knowing where we're going,
We can never go astray.
Never knowing where we're going, we can never go astray pretty much sums up the whole concept of Climbing Mount Improbable.
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suicide----first used by Noriega in Panama, when American Soldiers were tapping his phone inside the church where he was hiding right after they invaded Panama to capture this ruthless Dictator. He stayed there to avoid being captured by The United States and by the Panamanians.
suicide----first used by Noriega in Panama, when American Soldiers were tapping his phone inside the church where he was hiding right after they invaded Panama to capture this ruthless Dictator. He stayed there to avoid being captured by The United States and by the Panamanians.
Noriega: I'm not going to be captured and face the death penalty. I'm going to climb the ladder.
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the act of backing up a wall untill your penis is over your head then masturbating so you cum on your own face
by slipknotmaGGot April 29, 2009
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Group A(Persona1): Dude, doosh, you're making so much noise!
Group A(Persona2): Don't you mean, 'shoosh'? Haha.
Group A(Persona1): Haha, whoops. Oh well, that can be our thing.
(Person from group B overhears)
Group B(Persona1): Hey dude, 'doosh!' Haha.
Group A(Persona1): You're so climbing into Doosh; that's between me and Jeremy.
Or
Group A (Persona1): I LOVE Fort Minor - Mike Shinoda is a genius.
Group A (Persona2): Me too. Lots of great songs.
Group B (Persona1): Oh ya! How about those instruments? (Originally uninvolved in the conversation and not a Fort Minor fan as such)
Group A (Persona1): Sounds like a bit of climbing in over there.
Group A(Persona2): Don't you mean, 'shoosh'? Haha.
Group A(Persona1): Haha, whoops. Oh well, that can be our thing.
(Person from group B overhears)
Group B(Persona1): Hey dude, 'doosh!' Haha.
Group A(Persona1): You're so climbing into Doosh; that's between me and Jeremy.
Or
Group A (Persona1): I LOVE Fort Minor - Mike Shinoda is a genius.
Group A (Persona2): Me too. Lots of great songs.
Group B (Persona1): Oh ya! How about those instruments? (Originally uninvolved in the conversation and not a Fort Minor fan as such)
Group A (Persona1): Sounds like a bit of climbing in over there.
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