Not for me, Clive

Popularised by football co-commentator Andy Townsend, this is essentially an alternative way of saying “I don’t think so”.

The two main benefits are:
- it seemingly absolves you of any responsibility to say how you arrived at your decision
- it implies that whatever you’re judging is a load of nonsense that doesn't deserve further comment

Particularly useful when talking about a new-fangled, modern idea you can’t really get your head around.

“A cafe that only serves cereal? Not for me, Clive.”

by IfAnythingHe'sHitThatTooWell March 10, 2016

Clitingles

When a woman’s clitoris gets aroused and tingles.

My wife said “When you touch my nipples, it gives me the clitingles.”

by Chucktastic68 June 2, 2018

clitingles

When your wife’s clitoris tingles when you touch her.

Sucking on my wife’s nipples gives her the clitingles.

by Chucktastic68 June 5, 2018

dad click

Verb
1. The art of clumsily finding harm in any otherwise harmless software.
2. To become a magnet for technical glitches.
3. To impulsively activate computer interface elements without thinking or knowing.

"I didn't even TOUCH it, now it's DOING something!"
"No, you Dad Clicked."
--Regular Car Reviews (YouTube): 1978 Mercedes Benz CD300 W123, 3 minutes, 0 seconds

by HCCRPCDrunkenMonkey July 21, 2016

Clit Closet

Clit closet, a mental collection of images for women to masterbate too. The female version of the spank bank.

Jane put the image of Barney Stinson with his shirt off in her clit closet.

by Barry DeBeers January 10, 2014

Bad Clinton

A sexual act involving cumming on your significant other or intern.

"I'm going to go home and do a bad clinton on my girlfriend."

by Two-Tone- June 25, 2016

Climacophobia

Derived from the Ancient Greek κλῖμαξ (klimaks, “ladder, staircase”) and φόβος (phobos, “fear”) it can be defined in at least two ways:
1 The morbid fears of stairs or climbing stairs;
2 The fear of staircases or falling down stairs;
Similar in some ways to Bathmophobia and Descendophobia.

Malcolm doesn’t suffer from climacophobia he’s just such a hamplanet he doesn’t like the work involved.

by AKACroatalin January 31, 2017