clerk flirt

usually a female customer who tends to flirt with the male clerk in case she may be a few cents or quarters away from her total.

Clerk flirt: wow has anyone told you that you look good in blue?
Clerk: not really...7.56 please
Clerk flirt: wow....7.18 darnit...uhhh
*silence*
-Did you see my henna tattoos?
*lifts shirt*
Clerk:(awkwardly) yeah....*grabs change from change cup* have a nice day

by xprsslnblu May 11, 2009

Cable Clerks

Popular Film series by cokshot films. Cable Clerks the begining, Cable Clerks, Cable Clerks 3. Mainly Follows David, Wayne, Evan, Fish, and Lbox and Mwad. myspace.com/cokshotfilms.

Cable Clerks is a film made by cokshot films. there is two seqeuls to cable clerks, and a prequel. all in all the four films are good. CCTB, and CC3 having the best quality.

by Randy Beasley September 17, 2007

Town clerk

A humanoid fully capable of performing at peak performance but stifled by the frigging cretins that elected that soul in the first place. A loving , caring individual that takes and gives abuse from townies that may or may not have teeth.

The town clerk was dragged and quartered by an angry mob of mental midgets, boy did it feel good!

by blueveins December 10, 2005

jerk clerk work

Tedious mind numbing work that you are clearly overqualified for. This type of work takes up at least fiftey percent of your time if your title includes the words "Assistant Manager".

I save my jerk clerk work for Mondays, since I am braindead then anyhow.

by Bill from Ohio June 11, 2008

Clerk

A sexy pirate with a big ol' schlong and hes hiding from his lover

mmmmmm clerk

by ClerkLover123 December 12, 2021

clerk work

it happens when you're stoned

Hi Dad, yes, you will be happy that i got a job! It's, uh, clerk work!

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 5, 2020

The Major League Clerk

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Major League Clerk

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025