Chode 

simply where the width of a penis is more than than the length, the owner of the chode is usually rejected from all communities meaning he has to start up his own "chode community", but you can always single out the chode community because it's typically just three fat blokes who hang around together a lot, and who you can clearly see have a chode outlining in their high-up tight trousers

Barry: Ya wanna suck on my cock, darling?
Jill: So long as you don't have a chode!!!
Barry: oh .. ok .. I'm just going to go over there now

Chode by Willis McGee July 21, 2006

Chode 

A short, fat penis

Yuuta has an extreme chode. SHITS LIKE A TREE STUMP

Chode by POOPNAKA January 9, 2009

Chode 

A penis that is wider than longer

You have a chode

Chode by Master of Chodes June 5, 2014

Chode 

When the thing is wider than it should be but not as long as it usually is.

Hotdog Style=Regular
Hamburger Style=Chode

Chode by Tranosaurus Rex December 1, 2016

Chode 

A penis that is short and fat, like a tree stump.

My girlfriend likes my chode because she can poke it inside with her finger.

Chode by Zorgon September 27, 2006

Chode 

A penis that is very short (usually under 2 inches) and very gurthy

Isreal Copeland’s dick is such a chode!!!

Chode by BigThotThiccBoi May 17, 2019

Chode 

(n.) 1. term used to describe a penis that is fatter than it is long.
2. used to describe a contemtible, overly self-absorbed idiot who preys upon young girls.
(Usage Note: Although it has been pointed out that it may be impossible for an actual chode to exist, there are two obvious responses: (1) the measure of the fatness of a penis is circumference, not diameter, so one could clearly have a chubby penis that measured greater than its erectile length. (2) if the existence of the chode is truly an urban legend, the term still serves a purpose other than merely being duplicative slang for taint or gooch: it describes anyone who is or possesses a short, fat shlong.

Man, that guy is like 10 years older than his girlfriend. What a chode!

I'll bet that stumpy guy that thinks he's a bodybuilder has a chode.

Chode by Chagrin94 September 3, 2005