Ceiling-Fan Throbber

When a man puts his erect penis into a running ceiling fan, making a "Pud pud pud pud" sound.

Man my cock hurts after that ceiling-fan throbber!

by Blegh the big Dicker January 15, 2016

Ceiling Painter

A male, usually a teen or twenty something, who is such a virile, semen machine, that he’s able to to bust a copious nut several feet into the air.

My Grindr hook up was a ceiling painter. Glad my face was not in the line of fire. I may have lost an eye.

I prefer a ceiling painter as opposed to a dribbler. How’s your prostate by the way?

by Dick Onchin November 3, 2020

ceiling piledriver

to be hit in the head by a falling ceiling fixture

Dudez: Damn, I wish my boss will get a ceiling piledriver just because he's a bitch!

R to the MA: YEAH! He just erlthomed me too!

by Loads of Kikis May 26, 2008

Ceiling Fan

A special way of telling someone to kill themself in the way of hang themself on a sturdy ceiling fan

"You are being a showoff, ceiling fan"

by somerandomcat February 1, 2017

Ceiling josh

A tipical homo that likes to perv in on peoples "play time"

"ceiling josh is watching you masterbate"

or

"oh i wish i had the skills of a ceiling josh"

by J2thebizzle January 15, 2008

ceiling phone

A statement or action so stupid, nonsensical, or completely out of left field that, were you to recieve it as a text message, you would throw your phone at the ceiling.

Out of nowhere he just started fondling the buttons on my jacket, and then winked at me! I just...Ceiling phone!

by gaffthem Two January 21, 2011

ceiling'd

When a person is super floored.

Hot chick:"OMG you super sexy and pog!"
Basement dweller:"OMG im ceiling'd!"

by Bruh_Thunder March 15, 2021