Horseless Carriage

The act of masturbating while simultaneously using a bidet.

While on vacation in France I took a ride on a horseless carriage in my hotel bathroom.

by t1climb1 August 10, 2012

carlage

Pronounced: Kar-lahje

A car (re)constructed from parts of other cars. Typically has different colored doors, hood, and body.

My Honda might be old, but it's at least all in one piece. Check out that Pinto Carlage over there - nice work with the blue hood and rust-primer door on the otherwise green car, no?

by amyshort July 16, 2008

carriage trade

Guys needing a blow job who drop by a queen's place for quick relief at odd hours.

Sandy had so much carriage trade during the day he had almost quit cruising the strip at night.

by Richard Black March 14, 2005

Carriage-Cruiser

A person who is unable to simply stand in one position on a train and decides, much to the annoyance of the other passengers, to move down the length of the train using the internal doors.

"I was standing in the corridor of the 8.24 train and I had no fewer than six carriage-cruisers squeeze past me."

by Phil Davy October 16, 2006

Carthage, IL

Carthage is a tiny-ass farm town in Western Illinois 5 hours from Chicago and 3 hours from St. Louis. It's lily-white, so if you got any color in you besides a red neck, you better not speed, cause that's where the county jail is too.

Unless you from there, ain't nobody got a reason to go to Carthage, IL.

by blueboy54 February 18, 2009

Carthage High School

A place for hookers and whores. There are some good people there and they deserve better, but for the most part that place is a living hell and everyone knows it. Carthage High School is the worst place on earth! I’m so glad I finally left that wretched place I pray for everyone attending. RIP

Carthage High School is so trashy I hate it.

by hello world yuh December 29, 2021

carriage princess

Someone who gets driven around so much that they don't even know the area around themselves or where they are

"Emily is such a carriage princess, I doubt she even knows where she lives"

by Rellifwc August 16, 2023