Hair Canyon

The area between the vagina and the rectum.

I was going down but discovered a nasty hair canyon.

by Someextra July 14, 2010

man canyon

Man Canyon- (man can-yin) (n) A crevice or canyon (such as the Grand Canyon) in a male specimen

Russel bought a clean roll of toilet paper to keep his man canyon tidy

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Holy Moly Judy, that man canyon is deep!

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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAamn, that man canyon is a one hairy jawn!

by Alex Jacobs and Zach Bowden August 26, 2007

Cornhole Canyon

The sequel to Brokeback Mountain. Cornhole Canyon is the second installment in a whole saga of butt-fucking cowboys.

Also, a great name for gay porn that is unrelated to Brokeback Mountain.

Gareth: I just saw Cornhole Canyon last night.
Jalapeno: Woah, really?
Gareth: Yeah, it gave me lots of ideas of what I could do with my boy...umm girlfriend.
Jalapeno: Gay, much?

by [insert witty name here] October 4, 2009

Head-Canyon

When you head canon something so far fetched it becomes illogical and impossible to believe.

I head-canyon that the smurfs are really white supremisists. That's why they all wear white.

by DaxSatodile August 31, 2017

American Canyon

A small town overrun by cops that have nothing better to do than to harass innocent teenagers trying to have fun. Instead of helping Vallejo where actual crime is happening

American Canyon Cops:
Cop1: hey I'm tired of sucking your dick
cop2: what dick?

cop1: lets arrest that kid! he's not wearing a helmet!
cop2:yea! i dont wanna help Vallejo, I'll get shot!
cop1 and 2: Yay!!! we're pussies!

by Thetruth5546 October 7, 2011

Grand Canyon

Big expandable pussy that can fit numerous dicks inside.
Stretched pussy

Lady: He is small
Man: Maybe the ball park was too big, even a 747 (jetplane) looks small in the Grand Canyon

by tl December 25, 2003

Whip canyon

A whip canyon is a game where a guy puts whip cream in a girls butt crack and pussy and uses his penis to fling it out while the girl tries to catch it in her mouth.

Rachael caught all the whip cream in her mouth that Bill flung out of her when they did a whip canyon.

by SmittenNutter December 6, 2019