Cank Stoochie

Synonymous to "Stank Coochie". Nether-regions of a female in dire need of freshening.

I must say, I had to take a shower after I first saw this video. Not because I made a mess in my pants, but because my girlfriend at the time threw up on me when she saw all that cank stoochie.

by Darth Detox August 30, 2008

Cank-Head

When your face, eyes & head are swollen after a night of heavy drinking. Like cankles, but your on head.

Oh my god. How much did you drink last night! Your eyes are swollen shut & you have Cank-head!

by mickster06 August 24, 2010

Keira Cank

A girl who has great artistic ability and has an unhealthy caffeine addiction. Has no clue what day of the week it it but always has funny story to tell. CEO of the ‘Cank Chin’

OMG your such a Keira Cank. Certified queen

by Reflex angle May 5, 2020

Obese cank of slunt

Someone who is both obese, and a slunty of cank.

Jibbles is an obese cank of slunt.

by Tom Wilkins November 11, 2008

canker sore

Mouth ulcer. Basically just a small open wound in your mouth that hurts like hell.

canker sores suck.....

by Bobby De Niro October 30, 2005

WoW Cankles

Cankles, but where the specific cause of their development is due to weight gain from playing World of Warcraft upwards of 14 hours per day.

Look at that 300 pound guy wearing the Yoda shirt. He has some serious WoW cankles.

by Nougatz July 21, 2011

Cankles

The area in affected female legs where the calf meets the foot in an abrupt, nontapering terminus; medical cause: adipose tissue surrounding the soleus tendon, probably congenital, worsened by weight gain and improved in appearance only by boots. From the English "calf" meaning wide portion of the lower leg, and "ankle" meaning slender joint of leg with foot.

If I didn't have cankles, I might be able to wear those Prada loafers with my capri pants.

by Elizabeth Bennett September 12, 2003