Cank-Head

When your face, eyes & head are swollen after a night of heavy drinking. Like cankles, but your on head.

Oh my god. How much did you drink last night! Your eyes are swollen shut & you have Cank-head!

by mickster06 August 24, 2010

cank

The object Hraurence uses to priest people.

Hraurance priested kraP with his cank

by TehRhez May 19, 2004

cank

being excited about something that wont happen.

i feel so cank rite now.
my dream made me cank.
cank cank cank
fuck! cank!

by AnjaLise April 20, 2006

Obese cank of slunt

Someone who is both obese, and a slunty of cank.

Jibbles is an obese cank of slunt.

by Tom Wilkins November 11, 2008

Cank

An ugly ass nigga

He sure is a cank

by Bigballsyerd June 4, 2022

Cank

ˈkaŋk\ noun
plural: canks

1) A shoe, esp. a pair, that is excessively worn, dirty, or otherwise unpleasant in appearance.

2) (by extension) Any footwear perceived as cheap, fake, or lacking style.

He tried to pass off those knockoffs as real Jordans, but everyone knew they were straight canks.

by zackaruu November 3, 2025

Cank

/kank/
n. Someone who behaves in an odd manner randomly-like jolting up and down, or saying word every now and then.

Adj. A dance or a play that was too exaggerated, so much that the audiences felt embarrassed for performers, even though the performance was a well-done.

First meaning:

The comedian completly lost the beat of the music and was being a cank.

by HFIEWH HIUDHEWQIUDSAJED HWIQH April 6, 2025