caffeine poisoning

A horrible poisoning similar to alcohol poisoning caused by taking too much caffeine. Most caffeine is ingested through energy drinks, coffee, or caffeine pills. Depending on body weight and tolerance, you can be poisoned by taking large doses in short amounts of time. Most caffeine poisoning is characterized by nausea, shaking, jitters, headaches, racing thoughts, insomnia, vomiting, and hallucinations. Can be fatal. Can be cured by staying up until you're tired, drinking milk and water constantly and using the bathroom to flush out your system.

Me: I took 800mg of caffeine last night in pills. I was up for two days with caffeine poisoning.
Friend: That sucks.

by ofdarkskies April 7, 2009

caffeine

A wonderful stimulant and vitamin that is an essential part of everyday life for those who would like to avoid sleep, or just be generally more productive. Diety, ritual, and drug rolled into one.
Caffeine.

Bawls, coffee, jolt, some teas, jolt gum, mountain dew, diet coke, amp, red bull, etc.
ThinkGeek.com sells a lot of alternative sources, but then again, 7-11 does too.

by CaffeineHead January 19, 2005

caffeine drip

the constant need to have caffeine in your system; life becomes (more) difficult to deal with. caffeine is your best friend.

"man I'm so tired, hook me up with an IV caffeine drip."

by gwhizross May 26, 2008

Caffeine Major

(n): a college major, the pursuit of which requires copious amounts of work and lack of sleep.

Architecture, Mechanical Engineering, Computer Science are examples of caffeine majors.

by orient666 May 17, 2010

Caffeine Purgatory

The feeling of having had too much coffee or caffeine, while simultaneously feeling you haven't had enough. Wired, yet wasted.

1. "Ey bro, one more cup' a joe and I'll be tweaking but wake me up if I crash on the sofa, a'ight? I'm in Caffeine Purgatory!"

by stef22 June 4, 2013

carfidence

Confidence brought on simply by being in your car.

I shortchanged the tollbooth operator, because I had a bad case of carfidence.

by James Frohlich April 18, 2007

caffiending

the absolute need for caffeine intake. normally occurs in the morning before anything deemed productive can take place.

Khump: "i can't concentrate right now, i'm totally caffiending"

BLaz: "get out of my office and go to the starbucks across the street"

by Khump January 5, 2011