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Butthurt Train

The locomotive that people climb aboard when their sensitive little feelings get hurt(Mostly for pussies)
Person 1: I seen that guy trying to pick you up at the bar last night..
Person 2: He was trying hard. I told him he looks like a male Brittany Spears and that punched his ticket to the Butthurt Train.
by Heisenbyrge II May 12, 2016
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ButtHurt

When someone takes a joke to heart and is very offended over something that is not a big deal.
Anthony and Austin are playing a game and Anthony beats Austin. Austin then gets angry and leaves the party because he is butthurt
by ChefPeePee December 15, 2017
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butthurt-prosecution

The practice of prosecuting individuals out of embarrassment, well in excess of any demonstrable harm. The practice is particularly ubiquitous in Western democracies where sedition is an unpopular prosecutorial tack in order to dispense retributive punitive enforcement in response to indefensible egg-on-the-face.
Two cases are particularly illustrative:

The US government's piling on of charges against Barrett Brown constitutes a very clear, inflamed case of butthurt-prosecution.

Barrett Brown guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/mar/21/barrett-brown-persecution-anonymous

Although he pleaded guilty to offenses carrying ~20 years in prison, Bradley Manning must still stand trial for his life, as the DoD and DoS have a wicked bout of butthurt-prosecution.

Bradley Manning bradleymanning.org/
by kenneth lipp May 18, 2013
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ButtHurt

getting your feelings hurt, or getting all bent out of shape.
He got all butt hurt when she wouldnt give him a ride.
by jude-e December 4, 2001
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Mad Butthurt Syndrome

Madd Butthurt Syndrome is the feeling someone/something/a group of people feel after something has happened, to their dislike.
Ukraine has had Mad Butthurt Syndrome after Russia took Crimea in 2014
by Gerasimov1992 January 23, 2022
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Peanut Butthurt

Peanut Butthurt is a play on the word "Peanut Butter". It is a sexual act that involves anal sex using crunchy peanut-butter as lube. Shards of peanuts that are present in crunchy-peanut butter can cause minute lacerations inside the rectum, which causes pain to the person on the receiving end of the "Peanut Butthurt". Hence the name.
Jack gave Samantha a Peanut Butthurt last night. Although it was pleasurable, Samantha was sore for days.
by CrepescularMonty September 8, 2011
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butthurt christian

When a christian realizes there is no God.
Joe became a butthurt christian today.
by snowyday August 15, 2017
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