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Buttered Popcorn

The act of fucking someone in the ass who has eaten corn for a week straight, while using buttered flavored crisco as lube. When the heat from the friction of sex starts to build you can smell buttered popcorn. Carefull not to do it too fast or the pocorn will burn.
Last night Betsy and i made buttered popcorn.
by glassballs4u October 30, 2016
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Beavis and Butthead

Funnyest amimated show ever. But those fuckers at MTV took it of the air. THOSE BASTARDS!
I am Cornholio! I need tp for me bunghole!
by cartman5000 July 27, 2004
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buttered bun

The private parts of a woman who has already had sexual intercourse with someone else
I had sex with Mary after the party, but I don't normally want a buttered bun.
by Tom June 6, 2003
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double buttered toast

Much as toast can be buttered on both sides, so can a ladyfriend. First "ejaculate" on one side, spreading the resulting semen about, then flip the lady over and repeat. Then, enjoy your double buttered toast!
I woke up this morning and made some double buttered toast with my ladyfriend. Delish!
by Pink Mustard October 17, 2009
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President Butthead

A disparaging cultural reference to the low IQ of the figurehead of the Trump-Pence duo.
These guys have clearly bonded in their shared stupidity, as neither Vice President Beavis nor President Butthead can do much more than snicker and fart.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 17, 2019
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buttered balls

this means when you've been nobbin your bird and her love juice has gone all over your plums. lovely jubly!
i was bonin' Lisa and she obviously loved it coz she buttered my balls. or:

i got buttered balls mate. It was blindin
by Nice_and_greasy_slips_in_easy October 21, 2005
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Buttered my corn

It’s when you are having relations with your special lady in the back door. Just as you’re about to pop you pull out and fill up the crack between her cheeks.
Gretchen: hey Amy, why you keep tugging at your shirt shorts?

Amy: oh Ken buttered my corn and now my shorts keep sticking to my cheeks.
by BackdoorBride June 5, 2018
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