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buttcheeks

A close call. Going to the absolute final brink of a terrible situation and coming through unscathed.

Derived from having to take a powerful shit and squeezing the cheeks of your ass together in order to waddle to the toilet, making it just in time and releasing the vice grip on your anus to birth a fecal fist, likely to produce a splashback that is as refreshing to your anus as the new found relief of your large intestine.
Person 1: Holy shit, you almost hit that car!

Person 2: Yeah, I totally buttcheeksed it.
by Compute March 19, 2009
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Buttcheeks

The name for a shy girl who tends to blush, so cheeks seems to be as soft as a baby's behind, given by a Crackbaby.
Buttcheeks had to write a definition, because it seemed that the whole world was wondering..why Buttcheeks?
by Yezenia December 24, 2008
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Moldy buttcheeks

a green fuzzy substance in the corroded area
Hi I have moldy buttcheeks
by Pen15ofdoubt April 10, 2015
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Beach ball buttcheeks

a girl who is thick but still has no ass.
"damn she got the beach ball buttcheeks."
by ferencyfingerer May 16, 2023
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booty buttcheeks

part of speech: exclamation

A chant usually uttered by guys running through a crowd of people at a party and attempting to make physical contact whith the hindquarters of a female.
It can also be used as a general greeting or anthem.
pronounciation: BOOty butt-CHEEKS!
Dude, Zach Chan was grabbin so much ass while he was usin the booty buttcheeks last night
by grunkus May 4, 2006
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Buttchucker

- noun

Buttchuckers (or Buttstompers) are ranked with snot rockets, loogies, and dog owners who are derelict in their pooper scooper duties.

Buttchuckers throw their cigarettes out the window while driving because they are too lazy to clean the ashtray conveniently provided in their vehicles. Buttchuckers flick the fag worldwide making Earth a nastier place for us all (except in Singapore where such abuses are illegal, including “chewing-gum chucking”).

Antonym: Friends of Smokey Bear
Ah man, Buttchuckers have been here. I thought the beach would be sandy, but it's 50% cigarette butts!
by ConcealedID July 17, 2009
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buttcluck

a person who is ignorant and rude and is very stupid and childish!
Justin is a buttcluck!

welcome you buttcluck!
by Jen and britt April 6, 2009
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