Floor Buttering

V. 1. A prank; 2. buttering the kitchen floor and then calling the house phone causing whoever goes to recieve the call to slip on his ass and make a fool of himself.

Dude 1: Hey, what kind of prank should we pull on your dad today?

Dude 2: I dunno, he's being a douche. I know! Let's butter the floor! (Floor Buttering).

by Chris H., Pip R. January 13, 2009

butt brain

a butt brain is a person that has shit for brains.

Jimmy is such a butt brain.

by nicole March 8, 2004

butterfingers

When an easy catch is missed because the ball slips through the fingers. Normally used in cricket.

How could you drop that you butterfingers!

by Roy Hills February 1, 2004

buttering my shorts

An expression used to refer to feeling so overwhelmed by the gayness of a situation.

This movie is so cheesy, I am buttering my shorts.

by zorro1237 June 3, 2009

ButterFinger

When your wiping your ass with toilet paper, and your finger breaks through and slides across. Creating this brown finger wrapped in toilet paper.

Butterfinger Candy bar, with wrapper pulled down.

by SeanBon45 August 22, 2012

buttering the doorknob

Adding unnecessary friction to a task

If we are adding this extra step we are clearly buttering the doorknob for our users

by kevinschwarz January 26, 2018

Butterkink

When someone is perfect in every way but they have a disgusting kink

John Hamm is so hot, it just sucks that he won't fuck me unless I eat his shit! He's such a butterkink

by bisensual_bowser November 1, 2021