broker than Brokeback Mountain

Being so broke, that you don't even have a dollar on you to buy a piece of candy.

Bro, I can' hang out with you tonight, I'm broker than Brokeback Mountain

by Notsure75 November 30, 2019

Brokery

broke + -ery.

Noun. The actions and behaviours associated with being "broke" (i.e. having little to no money).

A: "You could not afford another car? But you already have a sports car!"
B: "Hence the brokery..."

by lmondegreen February 14, 2023

info broker

Basically a fancy word for cyber stalker.

Girl 1:That guy is so weird.He knows everything about me that I've ever posted and even some personal stuff.
Girl 2:OMG how did he do that?
Girl 1:He's an info broker.
Girl 2: What's that?
Girl 1:Basically a stalker
Girl 2: Oh creepy
Girl 1: I know right!

by Anonmami5225 February 2, 2017

local broker

A local broker or stock broker, insurance guy etc. typically works outside of NYC and major financial locations. They arrive at the office at around 9:30 and leave at 4. They show lackluster performance and are typically not real guys. Prob work at Edward Jones and are out of shape.

While your local broker is at the bowling alley drinking Pats Blue Ribbon, I'm trading futures on the Nikeii .

by RealGuy113 August 24, 2017

investment broker

A businessman whose purpose is to make you go broke with his investments.

I could go broke just by practicing unwise spending; why should I pay an investment broker to accomplish this for me???

by QuacksO October 12, 2018

Alex Broker

Alex Broker AKA Disco Al is the name of Bradford's best bar flairer, he is the funniest guy you'll ever meet and always has a story to tell, you can spot Alex in his customised Disco Al yellow Nikes- cos he's cool like that :P

"That Alex Broker is such a punk"

"He's still got it baby, that Broker"

by DJ Poprocks July 24, 2009

Chode broker

A chode broker is one who partakes in the buying and selling of chodes, in some cases for financial gain.

Person 1: Dude, I just hooked up with your ex girlfriend!

Person 2: Dude, you know what you are? You're a chode broker.

by peetypablo January 1, 2012