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brunette

A female with dark hair, who is way more hot, sexy, stunning, ravishing, gorgeous and beautiful than a blonde could ever be. Brunettes stand out and are generally more exotic and individualistic than blondes.
"Matt got off with a hot brunette yesterday!"
"Dude, I know! I'm totally jealous!"
by CandeeCane87 May 17, 2005
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brunette

Boys like blondes, MEN like brunettes.
Brunettes are 'mariage material'.
only 14 years old boys jerk off to blondes.
by ___random___ June 8, 2007
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brunettes

a girl with brown hair. Thats all it means!!!!!! Everyone who thinks brunettes are better or blondes are hotter needs to get a life. I'm brunette, u don't see me going "like Im so much smarter than that skanky blonde ho over there!"
a brunette is a girl that has brown hair.
by huggaboo May 15, 2005
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brunette

The best way to be. Contrary to popular opinion, it is brunettes who have the most fun, not blondes, because we actually understand what's going on around us.
Wow, that girl is HOT man!! Toosh, buxom, looks AND she understands what I'm sayin'!
Yeah, whatcha expect? She's a brunette dude!
by 100%brunette February 13, 2004
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Barnetted

Barnetted is a shorter way of saying you're Off your barnett, used in the North West of England by the local beak heads.
Example 1:
Ryan: "Lad I am barnetted here you know"

Example 2:
Clubber: "Got any numbers for a beak?"

Tom: "Yeah lad, here you go, it's power you know, you will be barnetted all night!"
by FlappedJoint September 4, 2012
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Burnett's Brain

When you drink copious amounts of cheap liquor (traditionally Burnett's Vodka) one night and the next day your brain is essentially useless.
Dude I got so drunk on shitty liquor last night I can't even talk today - I've got total Burnett's Brain.
by luckydog819 October 19, 2016
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brunette

A woman with brown hair. Commonly mistaken to be more intelligent than a blonde, but uglier. Hair does not define personality or IQ. Blondes can be beautiful and intelligent (like Naomi Watts, Charlize Theron, Scarlett Johansson), and so can brunettes (Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox, Aishwarya Rai). Either way, it's a haircolor.

Oh, and no offense to the authors of the other definitions, but some of them seem very insecure, saying "Brunettes have more fun" and "Blondes suck". Same for the idiots who trash brunettes. Don't say crap like, "Guys prefer blondes", because many prefer brunettes, or redheads.

Either way, let's grow up people. Quit being shallow.
Idiot: Hey, that chick is a brunette! It must mean she's really smart!
Smart person: Actually, she's kind of dizty and rude. Haircolor doesn't define someone's personality or IQ.
by the.marionette November 28, 2007
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