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budgie smuggler 

UK slang: a very overweight man, in very brief swimming trunks, hanging out at your holiday hotel pool. His trunks appear to have a budgie, or other small bird, concealed down the front of them
OMG, check out the budgie smuggler! What's wrong with swimming shorts?! Do you think that if he had a mirror on a stick, the budgie would peck at it? etc...
budgie smuggler by growley August 28, 2010
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bungee scissors 

1. A term used to describe an object or an idea that has no purpose but to cause disaster.

2. A completely unnecessary object, person or idea.

3. Something or someone that commits sabotage.
"We totally allowed ourselves to fail. Let's make sure we don't bring the bungee scissors next time."
bungee scissors by churnice May 2, 2009

Bungee Spit 

The act of holding someone down and dropping a spit towards their face but pulling it back at the last moment like a Bungee Jump.
She had a look of terror when I dangled the Bungee Spit.
Bungee Spit by DCos December 31, 2008

bungee string 

Wigan-ese The thin strip of skin that is on the underside of your knob.
It is impossible to crack one off with nowt but a Freemans mail order catalogue, I nearly snapped me bungee string it took so long, said P Diddy

budgie scuttler 

These thongs are proper budgie scuttlers.

bungle switch 

A term used for black people but you can't act like it's for black people okay? It's just a bungle switch aight...
I just saw a bungle switch and he practically robbed me. (He walked past me, that's it.)
bungle switch by Wut_is_ligma? April 2, 2024

Brooklyn bungee back shot 

Strap a bungee round a girls legs in doggy and run off doing a wwe off the fucking ropes into her
Yo bitch you know you want that Brooklyn bungee back shot