bumsteer

1. Directions given that end up being incorrect or roundabout.

2. Placing one's buttocks on the car steering wheel, and using this as a method for navigating the car.

"Let me tell you the way" Bob said. Five minutes later, when Bob led them down a dead end street, he realised he'd taken his party on a bit of a bumsteer.

by lauzypants March 31, 2009

jack bumps

After jacking off you have an acne breakout.

Freddy must have been jacking off last night. He has jack bumps all over his face.

by MLXK February 5, 2008

Poo Bumps

The warning sign of goose bumps that a big poop is about to happen. There is typically little chance of holding in a poop when this warning sign occurs.

Will began frantically searching for a bathroom as soon as his poo bumps appeared.

by kuk6969 December 23, 2010

this bumps

It’s a jam, u fuck with it, lit song

*listening to dedication 6*

Person 1: shit bro this bumps
Person 2: hell yeh it’s fresh as fuck

by Lulax April 22, 2018

bumstruck

The opposite of starstruck; when you encounter someone so awkward, pathetic, disgusting, etc. that you begin to feel overwhelming feelings of disgust, confusion, uncomfortableness

Nate from Barstoolsports.com had me "bumstruck" when he launched his new "Nate of the Union" podcast segment.

by DBrady March 29, 2015

Nigger Bumps

Bumps often found on the back of a black persons neck, usually after shaving.

"Yo Man! look at the size of those nigger bumps on that niggers neck"!

by KKK-KKK August 23, 2011

chuffs and bumps

It's another name to pussy and boobs.

I'm not letting anyone I know see me chuffs and bumps, if I get naked.

by yug May 31, 2007