bumper sticker

When you are in the doggystyle position, pull out and spray your cum on the girls ass, her ass of course being the bumper, and then your cum the sticker. Adding a nice slap is also good for those bitches who like it rough.

You: hey bro you'll never guess what happened last night!
Friend: what happened?
You: I totally gave my girlfriend a bumper sticker last night.

Friend: wow. Normally I'd assume it was just a normal bumper sticker, but because of how much ass you get because of how cool you are, it sounds oddly sexual. What's it mean?
You: yeah I totally do get lots of ass, and its when you pull out and cum on they ass.

Friend: cool I did that to your mom last week!
You: yeah she's a whore.

by kingslaya666 April 14, 2014

bumper sticker

A means by which people-wheather you agree with their opinions or not--cleverly show off their opinions that the rest of us are too shy to tell. My favorite says: "Don't like my driving? Dial 1-800-EAT S**T."

A bumper sticker is tacky, but is a clever way people show off their stinking thinking.

by [e-mail] May 25, 2008

bumper sticker

when you leave a booger on a car's front or back bumper

Oh man. I left the biggest fucking bumper sticker on that Volvo.

by cuban luis April 7, 2008

bumper sticker education

information conveyed in five seconds or less and is a fallacy taken as fact

Bumper sticker education often produce devotees of abused fallacies such as "Friends give friends head", "He who laughs last thinks slowest" and "Don't Believe Everything You Think"

by blissfully ignorant April 27, 2009

Bumper Sticker Logic

Logic that, if heard or read, will make sense briefly. But will not hold up under any amount of scrutiny. Bumper sticker logic will pass the smell test, but fails to hold up under deeper inspection.

“Believe all women” that is a great statement, but am I supposed to believe Ghislaine Maxwell, nah man, that is just bumper sticker logic

by niquil July 30, 2022

Bumpersticking

A prank that can be executed anywhere, but is most prevalent among LGBTQ+ communities in the Southern United States. You begin by finding a car with copious amounts of right-wing stickers and waiting until the owner gets back. When the owner is in view, you sprint towards their car, stick a pro-LGBTQ+ sticker over a hateful one, and record their reaction as you run away.

Will and I went bumpersticking last night, and one guy pulled a gun on us! We barely got away.

by localpriest March 28, 2022